Oooooooooof!
Raven; I think that will be hella gold!
Nalen: YEEEEET!
Okay....BI-HAN!!!!!!!
Noob Saibot:*comes down*Yes?
You have a dare.
Noob: What?
Nalen: You have to sing Anaconda by Nicki Minaj and shake your butt in front of Takeda and Kung Jin!
Noob: WHAT?! I CAN'T DO THAT!
And why not?
Noob; BECAUSE THEY'RE MINORS! KENSHI AND KUNG LAO WILL KILL ME!
THEY'RE LIKE 2O YEARS OLD!
Nova: Yea and besides, Kung Jin walked in on Vina (His female version) dancing.
Noob: .....
Anyway, on with da dare! *gives him girl clothes*
Noob:*puts on da crop top and booty shorts*
Raven and Nalen;*bust out laughing*AHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Noob: Kuai is gonna kill me...
Everyone*comes downstairs*
Kuai:*eyes widen at Noob*B-Brother?!
*music starts*
Noob:*starts to shake his booty in front of Takeda ans Kung Jin*My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun~
Takeda and Kung Jin:*horrified*WHAT DA HEC?!
Kenshi: BOYS!
Noob: Boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit
Big dope dealer money, he was gettin' some coins
Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace
Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish
Now that's real, real, real
Gun in my purse, bitch, I came dressed to kill
Who wanna go first? I had them pushing daffodils
I'm high as hell, I only took a half a pill
I'm on some dumb shit, by the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and fuck him in my automobile
Let him eat it with his grills, he keep tellin' me to chill
He keep telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
He say don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag', and I hit him with the jab like
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun~ *shaking his booty in front of da poor boys*
Takeda: Pl-Please stop!
Kung Jin: MY EYES!!!
Kung Lao:*le glaee at Noob*Kenshi...We have a new mission...
Kenshi: Indeed...
Noob: My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun
Boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit
Big dope dealer money, he was gettin' some coins
Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace
Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish
Now that's real, real, real
Gun in my purse, bitch, I came dressed to kill
Who wanna go first? I had them pushing daffodils
I'm high as hell, I only took a half a pill
I'm on some dumb shit, by the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and fuck him in my automobile
Let him eat it with his grills, he keep tellin' me to chill
He keep telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
He say don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag', and I hit him with the jab like
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun
My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
(Look at her butt)
Look at, look at, look at
Look, at her butt
This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles
D**k bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel's
Real country-ass nigga, let me play with his rifle
P***y put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil
Now that bang, bang, bang
I let him hit it 'cause he slang Cocaine
He toss my salad like his name Romaine
And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain
I'm on some dumb shit, by the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and fuck him in my automobile
Let him eat it with his grills, he keep telling me to chill
He keep telling me it's real, that he love my s*x appeal
He say he don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag', Mayweather with the jab like
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun
Takeda and Kung Jin;*shook*
Vina:*le walk away*
Kung Jin: V-V! Don't leave meh!
Noob: My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
(Look at her butt)
Look at, look at, look at
Look, at her butt
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
(Oh my God, look at her butt)
My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun
My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
Don't want none unless you got buns, hun~
*trying not to laugh while recording*
Raven:*holding her stomach while laughing*
Noob: Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
(Look at her butt)
Look at, look at, look at
Look, at her butt!
Takeda:*le tear fall*
Kung Jin: G-Get us out!
Noob:*yea, he gets closer to da poor boys*Yeah, he love this fat ass, hahaha!
Takeda: NO I DON'T!
Kung Jin: NOT ME!
Noob: Yeah! This one is for my bitches with a fat ass in the fucking club
I said, where my fat ass big bitches in the club?
Fuck the skinny bitches! Fuck the skinny bitches in the club!
I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches in the muthafuckin' club
Fuck you if you skinny bitches, what?! Kyuh
Haha, haha
I got a big fat ass (ass, ass, ass)
Come on!
*music ends*
Takeda and Kung Jin:*le faint*
Kenshi: GET HIM!!!!!!! *gets out his sword Sento n runs after Noob*
Kung Lao:*throws his hat*REEEEE!!!!!
Noob: AAAAAHHH!!! *le run*
WELL! GOTTA CATCH EM!
Nalen: I'LL GET IT!
Raven: But da poor boys! *goes to Takeda and Kung Jin*
I'll end it, LEAVE MORE ASKS OR DARES DOWN BELOW! SEE YOU ALL NEXT TIME!
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