Pffff.....Poor Kung Jin!
Raven: I almost feel sorry for him! Lmao!
Nalen: KUNG JIN!!!!
Kung Jin:*comes down*Yes?
*gets out a cannon*
Kung Jin: What are you-?
*fires the cannon exploding girly clothes on him*
Kung Jin: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Raven n Nalen:*does his make-up*
Kung Jin: STAHP!!!!
Now you look cute! *gives him a mic*
Kung Jin: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING TO ME?!?!?!
YOU NEED TO SING MANEATER AND DANCE IN FRONT OF TAKEDA!!!
Kung Jin: NO WAY! HE'S ALREADY WITH SOMEONE! BESIDES KENSHI WILL KILL ME! AND MY COUSIN!
Raven: WELL IT'S A DARE! NOW DO IT!
Kung Jin: FIIINE!!!! *grabs da mic*
Everyone:*comes down*Hmm?
Takeda: Why is Kung Jin dressed as a girl?...
*music*
Kung Jin:*begins dancing*Take it back
Everybody look at me, me
I walk in the door you start screaming
Come on everybody, what you here for?
Move your body around like a nympho
Everybody get your neck to crack around
All you crazy people come on jump around
I wanna see you all on your knees knees
You either wanna be with me or be me
Come on now
Takeda: WTF?!?!?! I'M NOT DOING THAT!
Kung Jin:*dancing all over him*Man eater, make you work hard, make you spend hard
Make you want all of her love
She's a man eater, make you buy cars, make you cut cards
Make you fall real hard in love
She's a man eater, make you work hard, make you spend hard
Make you want all of her love
She's a man eater, make you buy cars, make you cut cards
Wish you never ever met her at all
Takeda: B-BUT! SHE'S THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME! *gestures to his girl*
Kung Jin:*dancing n singing*And when she walks she walks with passion
When she talks, she talks like she can handle it
When she asks for something boy she means it
Even if you never ever see it
Everybody get your neck to crack around
All you crazy people come on jump around
You doing anything to keep her by your side
Because she says she love you, love you long time
Come on now
Kung Lao: K-Kung Jin! Wh-What sorcery is this?!
Kenshi:*grips his sword*I have a new objective...
Kung Jin:*continues*Man eater, make you work hard, make you spend hard
Make you want all of her love
She's a man eater, make you buy cars, make you cut cards
Make you fall real hard in love
She's a man eater, make you work hard, make you spend hard
Make you want all of her love
She's a man eater, make you buy cars, make you cut cards
Wish you never ever met her at all
Come on now
Takeda: SHE'S NOT A MAN EATER! PLEASE STOP!
Kung Jin:*dances on him*Man eater, make you work hard, make you spend hard
Make you want all of her love
She's a man eater, make you buy cars, make you cut cards
Make you fall real hard in love
She's a man eater, make you work hard, make you spend hard
Make you want all of her love
She's a man eater, make you buy cars, make you cut cards
Wish you never ever met her at all
Takeda: WHYYYY?!?!
Liu Kang: That's some cousin of yours Lao...
Kung Lao: Sh-Shut up!
Kung Jin: No, never ever met her at all
(What you sayin', girl?)
You wish you'd never ever met her at all
(What you sayin', girl?)
You wish you'd never ever met her at all
(What you sayin', girl?)
You wish you'd never ever met her at all
(Come on)
You wish you'd never ever met her at all
(What you sayin', girl?)
You wish you'd never ever met her at all
(What you sayin', girl?)
You wish you'd never ever met her at all
(What you sayin', girl?)
You wish you'd never ever met her at all
Takeda: I'M GLAD TO HAVE MET JACQUI!
Jacqui: Are you?....
Takeda: YES!
Kung Jin:*dances even more*I been around the world I ain't ever seen a girl like this
She's a man eater, a man eater
I been around the world I ain't ever seen a girl like this
She's a man eater, a man eater
I been around the world I ain't ever seen a girl like this
She's a man eater, a man eater
I been around the world I ain't ever seen a girl like this!
*music ends*
Everyone:*shook*
Takeda:*le glare*SHE'S NOT A MANEATER! YOUR BITCH VINA! THAT DAUGHTER OF HULK BITCH IS A MANEATER!
Kung Jin:*le glare*YOU DARE SPEAK OF VINA?! MAYBE LOOK AT JACQUI I SEE THE WAY SHE LOOKS AT OTHERS!
Both:*shout n tackle each other*
Everyone: RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Nalen n Raven:*run to stop the fight*WE GOTEM!
Ellie: Uh...Okay...I'm out of here...DAD LET'S GO!!!!
Tony Stark*le fly n picks up Ellie*I GOT YA HONEY! *le fly away*
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