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Hah! Alrighty!

Raven: RAAAAIIIDEN!!!!!!!!!!

Raiden:*teleports to us*Yes?

Nalen: SING STARSHIPS BY NICKI MINAJ AND DANCE ON TAKEDA!

Raiden: WHAT?! HE'S A MINOR!

NOW!!!!

Raiden: NUUUUU!!!!! *le run*

*ties lasso around him*NO YA DON'T!

Raiden: AH!

Kano: Haha!

Nalen: WHY R U HERE?!

Kano: I came to see my snowflake! Kali~

Kali:*goes to him giggling n jumps into his arms*Kaney~!

*gags*

Kano:*holds her grinning*Let's go girly~

Kali:*le run with him giggling*

Raven: I HATE SEEING THEM TOGETHER!

Nalen: ME TOO!

Anyway, on with da dare!

Raiden:*grabs his mic*

Takeda: I love y'all but wtf is going on?

*music*

Everyone: What the?...

Raiden:*pushes Takeda onto a chair*

Takeda: U-Uh?! Lord Raiden?!

Liu Kang: By the elder gods?!

Raiden:*begins dancing on Takeda n singing*Uh, let's go to the beach, each
Let's go get away
They say, what they gonna say?
Have a drink, clink, found the bud light
Bad bitches like me is hard to come by
The patron own, let's go get it on
The zone own, yes I'm in the zone
Is it two, three? Leave a good tip
I'mma blow off my money and don't give two shits, I'm on the floor, floor

Takeda: DAD!!! GRANDMASTER!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Raiden: I love to dance
So give me more, more, 'til I can't stand
Get on the floor, floor
Like it's your last chance
If you want more, more
Then here I am

Starships were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Can't stop 'cause we're so high
Let's do this one more time

Starships were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Let's do this one last time
Hands up (We're higher than a motherfucker)

Kenshi: RAIDEN! GET OFF MY SON THIS INSTANCE!

Hanzo: TAKEDA!!!!

Jacqui:*le cry*

Ellie:*hugs her*There there...

Raiden: Bump in my hoopty-hoopty-hoop I own that
And I ain't paying my rent this month I owe that
But fuck who you want, and fuck who you like
Dance all ya life there's no end in sight
Twinkle, twinkle little star

Now everybody let me hear you say ray ray ray
Now spend all your money cause today pay day
And if you're a G, you a G-G-G
My name is Onika, you can call me Nicki

Get on the floor, floor
Like it's your last chance
If you want more, more
Then here I am

Takeda: I DON'T WANT TO GET ON THE FLOOR OR CALL YOU NICKI!

Raiden:*dances on him more*Starships were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Can't stop cause we're so high
Let's do this one more time

Starships were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Let's do this one more time
Hands up (We're higher than a motherfucker)

Someone help that poor boy...

Takeda:*le cry*

Raiden: Starships were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Can't stop cause we're so high
Let's do this one more time

Starships were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Let's do this one last time
Hands up (We're higher than a motherfucker)

*dun*

Takeda:*le faint crying*

Kenshi n Hanzo:*run at Raiden roaring*AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

OH SHET!

Raven n Nalen: WE GOT EM! *run at them*

HURRY! ANYWAY, LEAVE MORE ASKS OR DARES DOWN BELOW! SEE YOU ALL NEXT TIME! BYE BYE!!!

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