Kirishima: help
Yaoyorozu: What's wrong, Kirishima?
Kirishima: I need help hiding a body
Iida: YOU KILLED SOMEONE?! I NEED TO REPORT THIS!
Jiro: He killed Mineta.
Yaoyorozu: Iida, please refrain yorself from telling the teachers. Kirishima did a good thing.
Kaminari: YO IT WAS SO CRAZY
Sero: SO BASICALLY, MINETA SNEAKED INTO MINA'S ROOM AND WE WERE IN THERE AT THE TIME
Kaminari: HE TRIED TOUCHING JIRO AND MINA AND KIRISHIMA WENT FERAL
Sero: HE BEAT HIM UP TO A PULP AND HE ACTUALLY DIED
Todoroki: So that's the screaming I heard.
Todoroki: I'll burn the body.
Kirishima: thx Todoroki
Sero: Kiri, you literally chug the Respect Women Juice
Mina: And you're not even straight
Bakugo: You're gayer than a pack of fucking skittles
Bakugo: You make Deku look fucking straight
Iida: I will say nothing about the murder.
Uraraka: Me, Hagakure and Tsu have been reading the whole thing
Hagakure: Kiri, you're a savior
Tsuyu: You saved us from the grape demon
Kirishima: I'm not friends with everyone
Kirishima: Monoma is second to grape man
Bakugo: who the fuck's he?
Kirishima: kazoo kid
Bakugo: oh that shithead
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Yaaaay minetas dead :)
Have a Crocishima
Baiiiiiiiii~
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A BnHA Chatfic
RandomIida creates a groupchat for 1-A (M*neta dies uwu) ships (some rarepairs because I'm a multishipper): KiriIida (Kirishima x Iida) TodoBaku TsuChako FumiMezou SeroMina ShinDeku KamiJiro ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
