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HotAssRipper created a group chat

HotAssRipper added GrandpapaJoseph, Gaysha, Calamari, Ying, Yang, IronSpider, DaddyShark, Pennywise, Bambi, and InYaDreams

GrandpapaJoseph, Gaysha, Ying, and Calamari went online

GrandpapaJoseph: Jack what the heck is this?

GrandpapaJoseph: Also what is with my name?

Ying: Pff- Nice name

HotAssRipper: I was really bored okay? And plus we can use this chat to talk without going person

Gaysha: Isn't that what texting for?

Calamari: Jack, why did you made this? And why made it at 2 AM?

HotAssRipper: I can't sleep :'(((

GrandpapaJoseph: Is it because Naib kept avoiding you?

HotAssRipper: OF COURSE! HE KEPT USING HIS ELBOW PAD TO RAN AWAY FROM ME! EVEN WHEN I WAS FRIENDLY!

Ying: It's because your a pervert, Jack

HotAssRipper: No I'm not!

Gaysha: Yes you are, Jack

Ying: Remember when you put a Pepper in Naib's bathroom?

GrandpapaJoseph: Wait what?

HotAssRipper: I GOT CURIOUS!

Ying: About how big his 🍆 is?

(A/n: you dirty minded people will understand)

HotAssRipper: ...

GrandpapaJoseph: Busted

Gaysha: You're the biggest pervert I have ever met

Pennywise went online

Pennywise: Dude, it's 2:34 in the fucking morning, what the fuck are you doing?

Calamari: Jack is telling us about his 'Love life's I guess

Pennywise: Just get over it, dude. He's never gonna like you

HotAssRipper: HE CAN, AND HE WILL

Gaysha: Also Jack. Can you explain why you give us these names?

Bambi, InYaDreams and Yang went online

Ying: Great, guys you woke up Xie

Bambi: I tried to ignore the beeping on my phone. But NOOOOOO. THEY JUST KEEP COMING!

InYaDreams: Seriously guys. Go the fuck to sleep

Pennywise: Why don't you guys just mute the chat?

Bambi: Great idea, uhhh... Who are you?

Pennywise: IT'S JOKER GOD DAMMIT!! JACK CHANGE OUR NAMES!

HotAssRipper banned the group to be muted

GrandpapaJoseph: JACK WHAT THE HELL?!?!

HotAssRipper: Haha! 

Bambi: Ughhhh....  I'm just gonna leave...

HotAssRipper banned the group from leaving

Gaysha: Seriously Jack

Pennywise: Now i know why you guys think he is annoying

HotAssRipper: I am not!

InYaDreams: Yes you are

Yang: Even Naib thinks your annoying

HotAssRipper: Okay! I can be annoying sometimes

Ying: Correction, All the time

Bambi: WHY ARE WE STILL AWAKE!! WE HAVE MATCHES TOMORROW!!!

IronSpider went online

IronSpider: I heard some loud banging

Calamari: Probably just Xie and Fan fucking each other

Ying: IF WE ARE FUCKING EACH OTHER WE WOULD'VE BEEN OFFLINE!!

Yang: Wujiu! >:(

Pennywise: It's Leo...

Bambi: He woke up and I think he is punching the wall and screaming

HotAssRipper: I think get is screaming "BLOODY MURDER"

DaddyShark went online

DaddyShark: GO TO SLEEP BEFORE I PUT YOU TO SLEEP AND NEVER WAKE UP

Everyone: OKAY!

Everyone went offline

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Welp. Hope you enjoy this chapter

I was inspired by lots of books that I read and wanted to try doing it as well. It was really fun to write this and i'm gonna keep doing this.

I also made this book cuz i'm getting bored in quarantine and assignments suckz

Anyway hope you guys enjoy and see you in the next chapter :)

AUTHOR OUT! *Jumps out the window*

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