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All authors note and arts will now be moved to my other book Arts And Updates (except the very important authors note)
also I'm sorry if a bit too cliche
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HotAssRipper went online

HotAssRipper: WHERE.TF.ARE.MY.CHILDREN?!!?

The chat went online

Calamari: They're with me

HotAssRipper: Why are they with you??

Bloody_Mary: Naib got called into a match so he asked Hastur to look after them

IronSpider: Why didn't he asked me to look after them :'((((

DaddyShark: He doesn't trust you with kids, Violetta. Which is understandable

SaccOfAxe: I would never thought Mr.Jack's children could be adorable

Ying: Buuuuurrrrnnnn-

Lesbi-sha: Robbie, don't be mean

InYaDreams: Robbie, you're with Hastur?

SaccOfAxe: Yeah! I wanted to spend some time with Mr.Jack's babies! I can't resist their adorableness!

HotAssRipper: Of course my children are adorable, they are my children

Bambi: You ain't adorable nor handsome

InYaDreams: Is Chloe there with you Robbie??

SaccOfAxe: Yeah she is

HotAssRipper: Anyway, Hastur I'm going to your room to pick them up

Calamari: Eh, alright then

SaccOfAxe: Aww man :'(

SaccOfAxe: I really want to play with them more

HotAssRipper: It's almost their nap time, Robbie

SaccOfAxe: *Sigh* alright...

HotAssRipper went offline

GrandpapaJoseph: Now I feel like I want to get off the pills...

Pennywise: Joseph no

GrandpapaJoseph: Come on :( I'm the only one who don't have my own child ;-;

Yang: Joseph, don't do it. Please. Not just for you, but also for Wujiu

DEMIsexual: What's wrong with him?

Ying: Bi'an. Babe. Please. Don't

Yang: Let's just say... Their kids are SLOWLY convincing him that having kids maybe be a good idea

Ying: BI'AN WHYYYY

StoopidAxolotlFan: Top 10 anime betrayals :vvvv

Yang: I'm sorry, dear. But everyone should know

InYaDreams: HOHOHOHO~ BOI~

IronSpider: YESSS~

Ying: FINE! I admit! I'm very slowly changing my mind. But I would only have ONE child. No more

DaddyShark: Welp, you two are gonna be busy in the future

Pennywise: Okay, I can hear one of the children crying

Calamari: Jeremiah is crying

Lesbi-sha: Jack, why is he crying??

HotAssRipper went online

HotAssRipper: Idk either

HotAssRipper: I just picked him up so I can put him and Natalia to sleep, but when I was about to walk away he started crying!

Bambi: What was he doing before you picked him up?

Calamari: He was playing with Elliot

SaccOfAxe: And by playing, we mean, Elliot poking Jeremiah and Natalia in the cheeks and Jeremiah pulling Elliot's hair

HowCanSheType: Jack, try to put down Jeremiah

HotAssRipper: Uh okay

Calamari: He's still crying

3 seconds later

InYaDreams: Wait, why can't I hear anymore crying??

HotAssRipper: He... stopped crying..?

DEMIsexual: What- how-?

Calamari: Idk. Elliot just got closer to Jeremiah and then Jeremiah

Lesbi-sha: Oh! I think I know! Maybe Jeremiah is crying because he doesn't want stop playing with Elliot

IronSpider: AWWW THATS SO CUTE ;w;

HotAssRipper: Wow I'm dumb. Well I guess I can let the twins play

SaccOfAxe: Yay :D

At Hastur's room

Robbie: *Pinching Natalia's cheek*

Chloe: You like her, do you Robbie?

Robbie: Yeah! She's so cute! *Continues to pinch Natalia's cheek*

Natalia: *Gets annoyed and tried to slap Robbie's hand away*

Jack: *Picks up Natalia and place her on his lap* Natalia, you don't have to slap him

Natalia: *Pouts*

Naib: *Comes into the room with Eli* Hastur- *Sees Jack* Oh you're here as well

Jack: Of course. I would never leave them alone *Pokes Natalia's cheek*

Natalia: *Slaps Jack's hand away*

Naib: *Sits beside Jack* You shouldn't do that to your father, Nat

Elliot: *Sees Eli and reaches his arms to him* Ma!

Eli: Momma's back! *Picks up Elliot and hugs him* How you guys been? Did we miss anything?

Hastur: Nothing much

Naib: Wait, Jack isn't it their nap time?

Jack: I know. But Jeremiah doesn't want to go yet

Naib: Why?

Jack: He started to like Elliot a lot and wouldn't want to leave

Robbie: Which is a good thing cuz I have nothing else to do :)

Chloe: You know you can always play with me -_-

Robbie: Hehe...

End of chapter

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