All authors note and arts will now be moved to my other book Arts And Updates (except the very important authors note)
also I'm sorry if a bit too cliche
_______________HotAssRipper went online
HotAssRipper: WHERE.TF.ARE.MY.CHILDREN?!!?
The chat went online
Calamari: They're with me
HotAssRipper: Why are they with you??
Bloody_Mary: Naib got called into a match so he asked Hastur to look after them
IronSpider: Why didn't he asked me to look after them :'((((
DaddyShark: He doesn't trust you with kids, Violetta. Which is understandable
SaccOfAxe: I would never thought Mr.Jack's children could be adorable
Ying: Buuuuurrrrnnnn-
Lesbi-sha: Robbie, don't be mean
InYaDreams: Robbie, you're with Hastur?
SaccOfAxe: Yeah! I wanted to spend some time with Mr.Jack's babies! I can't resist their adorableness!
HotAssRipper: Of course my children are adorable, they are my children
Bambi: You ain't adorable nor handsome
InYaDreams: Is Chloe there with you Robbie??
SaccOfAxe: Yeah she is
HotAssRipper: Anyway, Hastur I'm going to your room to pick them up
Calamari: Eh, alright then
SaccOfAxe: Aww man :'(
SaccOfAxe: I really want to play with them more
HotAssRipper: It's almost their nap time, Robbie
SaccOfAxe: *Sigh* alright...
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GrandpapaJoseph: Now I feel like I want to get off the pills...
Pennywise: Joseph no
GrandpapaJoseph: Come on :( I'm the only one who don't have my own child ;-;
Yang: Joseph, don't do it. Please. Not just for you, but also for Wujiu
DEMIsexual: What's wrong with him?
Ying: Bi'an. Babe. Please. Don't
Yang: Let's just say... Their kids are SLOWLY convincing him that having kids maybe be a good idea
Ying: BI'AN WHYYYY
StoopidAxolotlFan: Top 10 anime betrayals :vvvv
Yang: I'm sorry, dear. But everyone should know
InYaDreams: HOHOHOHO~ BOI~
IronSpider: YESSS~
Ying: FINE! I admit! I'm very slowly changing my mind. But I would only have ONE child. No more
DaddyShark: Welp, you two are gonna be busy in the future
Pennywise: Okay, I can hear one of the children crying
Calamari: Jeremiah is crying
Lesbi-sha: Jack, why is he crying??
HotAssRipper went online
HotAssRipper: Idk either
HotAssRipper: I just picked him up so I can put him and Natalia to sleep, but when I was about to walk away he started crying!
Bambi: What was he doing before you picked him up?
Calamari: He was playing with Elliot
SaccOfAxe: And by playing, we mean, Elliot poking Jeremiah and Natalia in the cheeks and Jeremiah pulling Elliot's hair
HowCanSheType: Jack, try to put down Jeremiah
HotAssRipper: Uh okay
Calamari: He's still crying
3 seconds later
InYaDreams: Wait, why can't I hear anymore crying??
HotAssRipper: He... stopped crying..?
DEMIsexual: What- how-?
Calamari: Idk. Elliot just got closer to Jeremiah and then Jeremiah
Lesbi-sha: Oh! I think I know! Maybe Jeremiah is crying because he doesn't want stop playing with Elliot
IronSpider: AWWW THATS SO CUTE ;w;
HotAssRipper: Wow I'm dumb. Well I guess I can let the twins play
SaccOfAxe: Yay :D
At Hastur's room
Robbie: *Pinching Natalia's cheek*
Chloe: You like her, do you Robbie?
Robbie: Yeah! She's so cute! *Continues to pinch Natalia's cheek*
Natalia: *Gets annoyed and tried to slap Robbie's hand away*
Jack: *Picks up Natalia and place her on his lap* Natalia, you don't have to slap him
Natalia: *Pouts*
Naib: *Comes into the room with Eli* Hastur- *Sees Jack* Oh you're here as well
Jack: Of course. I would never leave them alone *Pokes Natalia's cheek*
Natalia: *Slaps Jack's hand away*
Naib: *Sits beside Jack* You shouldn't do that to your father, Nat
Elliot: *Sees Eli and reaches his arms to him* Ma!
Eli: Momma's back! *Picks up Elliot and hugs him* How you guys been? Did we miss anything?
Hastur: Nothing much
Naib: Wait, Jack isn't it their nap time?
Jack: I know. But Jeremiah doesn't want to go yet
Naib: Why?
Jack: He started to like Elliot a lot and wouldn't want to leave
Robbie: Which is a good thing cuz I have nothing else to do :)
Chloe: You know you can always play with me -_-
Robbie: Hehe...
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