Guardians of the galaxy (Rocket fanfic)

chapter 9

Jade's POV

I saw Rocket working on a weapon and decided to sit next to him. "Hey Rocket" i said with a big smile, "Can i help you in something?"

"I don't need help right now" he responded, keeping his eyes on the gun.

"Rocket, do you I'm an annoying bitch?" I asked.

He looked at me with a serious face, "why do you think that?"

"Nothing." I responded.

He sighed and looked at me, "was it because i told you why i wasn't going to take you?" I looked at the ground and shook my head, "jade. I'm sorry. I didn't mean that."

"I know you didn't, but i just want to know if you think that" i responded quickly.

"Okay, I'll tell you." Rocket said, "i think you're a beautiful, and nice bitch"

I looked up to his eyes and smiled but blushed.

"You should stop blushing and get ready, cause we're going to save our friends." Rocket said while carrying his new weapon.

(Tine jump)

We were on the Milano, to rescue our friends. Drax was ontop of the Milano with the new weapon, that Rocket decided to call, the Haydra Inforcer.

"Shoot them will ya." Rocket said. I shot the ravages ship three times until we got their attention.

"Attention idiots." Rocket began, "the lunatic ontop of this craft is holding a Haydrad Inforcer, a weapon of my own design. If you don't hand our companions, now, he's going to tear your ship into one, a very big new one. I'm giving you to the count of five. Five! Four! Three!"

"Rocket! It's me! For God's sake, we figured it out. We're fine!" We heard Quil say.

I looked at Rocket with a happy face and he smiled at me, "oh hey Quil, what's going on?"

(Time jump)

"You call that figured it out!" Rocket yelled at Quil, "we're gonna rob the guys who just beat us senseless?!"

"Oh you wanna talk about senseless?! How 'bout trying to save us by blowing us yup?" Quil asked sarcastically.

"We were only gonna blow you, if they didn't turn you over." Rocket said.

"And how on earth were they going to turn us over, when you only gave them a count of five?" Quil asked.

"Well we didn't have time to work out the menusha of the plan." Rocket said and looked at Groot, "this is what we get for acting it altruistically."

"I'm Groot"

"They are ungrateful" Rocket responded to Groot.

"What's important now is we get the ravages army to help us save Xandar." Gamora said.

"So we can give the stone to Yondu, who's just going to sell it to somebody even worse?" Rocket asked.

"We'll figure that part out later." Quil said.

"We have to stop Ronan" i said.

"How?!" Rocket yelled at me.

"I have a plan." Quil said.

"You've got a plan? Okay, first of all, you're copying me from when I said I had a plan." Rocket said.

"I'm not copying you, I have a plan, that's not that unique of a thing to say." Here we go again.

"And secondly, I don't think you even have a plan." Rocket said.

"I have part of a plan." Quil said.

"What percentage of a plan do you have?" Drax asked.

"You don't get to ask questions after the nonsense you pulled on Knowhere!" Gamora said angrily.

"I just saved Quill!" Drax yelled back.

"We've already established that you destroying the ship I'm on is not saving me!" Quil said, feeling a little frustrated.

"When did we establish that?" Drax asked with a confused face.

"Like three seconds ago!" Quil yelled.

"Well I wasn't listening then, I was thinking of something else..." Drax said in a soft whisper.

"She's right, you don't get an opinion... What percentage?" Rocket asked.

"I dunno... Twelve percent?" Quil responded, but it sounded more like a question.

"Twelve percent?" Rocket asked and started laughing.

"That's a fake laugh." Quil said.

"It's real!"

"Totally fake!"

"That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life because THAT IS NOT A PLAN!" Rocket said with a little anger.

"It's barely a concept." Gamora added.

"You're taking their side?" Quil asked Gamora.

"I am Groot."

"So what, 'It's better than eleven percent!' What the hell does that have to do with anything?" Rocket asked Groot.

"Thank you Groot, thank you." Quil said to Groot, "See? Groot's the only one of you who has a clue." We all looked at Groot, and Groot began to chew on a leaf protruding from his shoulder.

"Come on. Yondu is gonna be here, in two seconds he expects to here this big plan of ours. I need your help. I look around at us. You what i see? Losers." Quil said, We all looked at Quil with a confused face, "I mean, like, folks who lost stuff, and we have, man, we have, all of us. Our homes. Our families. Normal life's. And usually life takes more than a giz. But not today. Today, it's giving us something. It is giving us a chance."

"To do what?" Drax asked.

"To give a shit for once. Not runaway." Quil responded, "I, for one, I'm not going to standby and watch as Ronan wipes out billions of innocent lifes."

"But Quill, beating Ronan... it can't be done. You're asking us to die." Rocket said in a soft voice.

"Yeah... I guess I am." Quil said. Everybody went silent, and we all looked at each other.

"Quill, I have lived most of my life surrounded my enemies." Gamora said and stood up, "I will be grateful to die among my friends."

Drax stood up and looked at Quil, "You're an honorable man, Quill. I will fight beside you. And in the end, I will see my wife and daughter." Drax said.

Groot stood up and looked at Quil, "I am Groot."

I looked at everybody and stood up, "i would be grateful to die with my friends" i said.

"Aww, what the hell, I don't got that long a lifespan anyway..." Rocket said and stood up. "Well now I'm standing. Happy? We're all standing now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle."
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