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Jack

"Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you."

"That was so bad Cowboy."

"You loved it."

Davey

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"So cheesy."

"That's the point."

Spot

"For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on."

"Seriously?"

"Deadly."

Crutchie

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"Aww, Crutchie."

Racetrack

"Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?"

"I'm not an angel."

"You fell from the heavens though."

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