Azami Senju

Chapter X: Hiruzen Finds Out

~Azami POV~
I heard a window break and felt a familiar chakra saying something, then arguing. I sat up and saw the face of one of my favorite people of this era, Anko Mitarashi! After training if we were free the both of us would go out to get dango and talk about her latest torture, training, anything really.

I quickly stood and waved, yelling, "Anko! What's up?"

She looked my way and laughed sadisticly, "Hey Azami, you know it's great, after all we get to go to our favorite training ground!"

I knew she meant the forest of death, that meant it was the second part of the exams already, I accidentally slept through the tenth question, oops. I'm still here, so I assume its fine, I should ask anyway.

"Awesome, anyway, Ibiki, I was asleep what was the tenth question?" Everyone was staring at me like I was cazy, but let's be real, I kinda am.

"Brat, it was whether or not you stayed to answer it, you did, so your fine."

"Right, got it. Thanks." I sat back down and let her continue her earlier conversation.

"Alright, you maggots have had it easy so far, but, things are gonna be different starting first thing in the morning. I'll let your squad leaders know where you're to meet me. Dismissed." Anko said threatenly.

-Timeskip no Jutsu-

As soon as we took step outside all of team seven turned to face me, glaring. I wonder what I did? Guess I'll find out soon.

"Hn, how do you know the proctors? They seem personal with you, especially that Anko lady. Why?" Sasuke cut straght to the chase.

"Yeah, what Sasuke-kun said! Also, where is the test and what do you know about it, Anko-san metioned you knew." Sakura cut in.

Naruto just nodded excitedly and I sighed, "I met them both in my childhood, Anko and I share a love of dango and pain, so we met up to get dango and talk often. I have gone to Ibiki a couple times for tips on messing with peoples heads, and trying to get secret info out of him, doesn't work well. They're like a weird torturous family, its weird but works. Also, I do know where it is, but Anko made me promise not to help people cheat. Telling you would be cheating, so, no."

They seemed surprised and annoyed with the information, as expected. Though Naruto was begging me to bring him to get dango with Anko some day, not quite as expected. I immediately shot him down as nicely as possible, saying it was just for the two of us, no one else. He seemed sad but understood, soon after we all went our separate ways.

I teleported to Kakashi and asked, "Where do you buy the Icha Icha books?"

He flinched a bit before sighing and walking away, I was about to tell him to get back here when he motioned for me to follow, so follow I did. He stopped in front of a book store and told me to henge into an adult, I turned into an older, red headed version of myself, just like the pictures of Okaa-san that I had seen on occasion. Her name was Ara Uzumaki and she was beautiful, Otou-san told me she died holding me with the biggest smile on her face. (Imagine the picture above but the woman has on a typical jounin vest and black under clothes, with black sandals, her hitae-ate on her neck. She had to change her mother's typical clothes to fit in) Its the same form I took when checking out the book, so now whenever I need to do something only adults can do legally, I'll transform into my Okaa-san!

He nodded and we walked into the store, the owner greeted him, apparently he came here often, and nodded to me, to which I nodded back. Kakashi led me to the corner of the store which had a lot of different 'erotic masterpieces'. One shelf was full of different Icha Icha books, only the first and second, as Jiraiya was still writing the third. Kakashi passed the shelf and leaned down to a smaller one and grabbed two books, he gave them to me and I looked at the covers, limited edition! I opened and scanned through, and there were some very, very, explicit illustrations, love that. He also grabbed two more limited edition for himself and we each payed for our books. I quickly dropped the henge and teleported to Hiruzen's office and sat against his desk, reading. I can't wait for him to figure out what I'm reading...