BakuDeku: The Baby Project

Bonus Chapter 3

Zoë opened the front door as quietly as possible, and closed it slowly. Just as she thought she was going to make it to her room without being spotted, she heard footsteps, and froze.

"YOUNG LADY, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!"

Zoë turned around and came face-to-face with Katsuki, wearing a mask over his mouth, holding a can of Lysol with Ai strapped to his chest in his baby carrier-thing and a mop.

"You just got back from a walk. Go wash your fucking hands."

Zoë just closed her eyes, and took a deep breath, trying to keep herself from balling her hands into fists.

"Fine, Dad. I will go wash my hands." She managed. She set her bag down on the counter and Bakugo immediately picked it up and sprayed it, and then wiped down the counter with a Cholorox wipe.

When she got to the kitchen, she saw Izuku sitting at the table drinking a cup of coffee. He looked up at her and gave her a sympathetic smile.

"Dad send you in here again?"

She just nodded. Izuku sighed.

"KATSUKI."

"WHAT?!"

"STOP GETTING HIGH OF OF YA DAMN CHLOROX WIPES AND LET OUR DAUGHTER DO WHAT SHE WANTS. She's a smart kid. She knows to wash her hands and stay six feet away from people. We don't need the Germ Police running through our, I guess, 'disease-ridden' household."

Not that he expected a response, but Izuku got up Anyways when he heard Bakugo scream again.

"STAY AWAY FROM MY PORCH, SHITTY HAIR! I SPRAYED THAT DOWN AN HOUR AGO, AND I'M SURE AS HELL NOT DOING IT AGAIN. GET YOUR GERMS AND YOUR STUPID FACE AWAY FROM MY PROPERTY. NOW."

"Okay, that's it," Izuku mumbled. "KATSUKI! For the last time, Kirishima is dropping off a pack of goddamn toilet paper. For the love of GOD, just wait until he drives away, and then go pick it up!"

Bakugo snarled, but complied. When he came back inside, Zoë was sitting on the couch with Izuku, and they were watching an episode of some anime Zoë seemed to enjoy. After about an hour, she turned off the TV and got up.

"It's time for my Zoom class," she said monotonously. Izuku nodded.

"Alright, try your best! I'm here if you need me!"

She nodded and grabbed her laptop from her bag, and settled herself at the kitchen counter. She logged on, and patiently waited for the class to start.

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"And so, we get x to equal 19. Any other questions?" Midnight asked. Zoë was busy scribbling down notes, and no one else spoke up, so she took that as a signal to move on.

Just as it seemed they would transition to talking about a new subject, Midnight sighed loudly.

"Zoë, PLEASE tell your father to stop staring at your screen from behind you. Frankly...it's weird."

Zoë whipped around to see Bakugo, still holding the Lysol, lurking over her shoulder.

"GO AWAY, DAD!" She screamed.

Bakugo just sprayed the webcam.

AN: Hey guys!! I know this is short, but I couldn't resist writing this, lmao. Seriously, this whole COVID-19 mess has been...a lot, and writing is one of the only ways I can feel like I'm doing shit I can't really do. Anyways, I thought Bakugo as an over-protective Corona parent would be the funniest headcanon ever, so I decided to write about it at 1 am...yay? Do you guys have any big plans after we finally get out of this? Anime Boston got cancelled, and I'm most likely going to have to cancel my first trip to Japan this summer, so basically, everything sucks for me, but all I want to do when this is over is go to the beach and just SWIM. I know that sounds crazy, but for some reason, that is ALL I WANT. I have a whole list going. Still, as usual, thank you guys for sticking with me! I take that fact that people are still reading this that you all (somewhat) want this book to continue(?), so I'll do my beds to keep updating! Anyways, I love you guys, and make sure to stay home, stay safe, and stay six feet apart! 💕