These jokes or quotes are NOT created by me. Enjoy! and I also used the hell word...
1) Everyone should believe in something. I believe in coffee.
2) Exercise in the morning before your brain figures out what you are doing.
3) Every day begins with an act of courage and hope: Getting out of bed.
4) Waking up before 7:00am should be illegal.
5) I could be a morning person if morning happened to be around noon.
6) Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument.
7) Life is short. Smile when you still have teeth.
8) Never judge a person for their mistakes. Judge a person on how them fix them.
9) You are never too old to set another goal or dream another dream.
10) The best makeup a girl can wear is their smile.
11) I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
12) If you want to change the world, do it while you're single. Once you're married you can't even change the TV Channel.
13) True bonding is when you and your friends are all angry about the same thing.
14) People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
15) Honesty may be the best policy, but insanity is the best defense.
16) An apple a day keeps anything away if you throw it hard enough.
17) When something goes wrong in your life, just yell "Plot Twist" and move on.
18) They say each day is a gift! Well, I want to know where customer service is so I can return this one!!
19) My attitude in exams. They give me questions I don't know. I give them answers they don't know.
20) I always say "Morning" Instead of "Good Morning" Because if it was a good morning, I would still be in bed and not talking to people.
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