51) You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me love me, so now I am scared!
52) Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired solving them for you.
53) Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
54) When nothing is going right, go left.
55) People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
56) In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
57) If you are hotter than me, that means I'm cooler than you.
58) Yes officer, I saw the speed limit, but I didn't see your car.
59) The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you can not do.
60) I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and believed I am winning.
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