21) If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.
22) At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
23) If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else.
24) As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
25) My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.
26) By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong.
27) High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
28) If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
29) Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know.
30) Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
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