Jokes & Quotes from the Internet

Jokes & Quotes part 6!

61) You never realize what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

62) When I was in high school, I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.

63) Best friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

64) Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.

65) May the forces of evil be confused on the way to your house.

66) Never follow anyone else's path. Unless you are lost in the woods and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.

67) I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

68) Before you marry a person, you should first make use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are

68) When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.

69) I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

70) I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.