𝑂𝑓 𝐸𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑊𝑜𝑟𝑘-𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒 𝐵𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒

Chapter 1 : welcome to hell

Summary:

ur local telepath: who pissed in his fruit loops?
FuckClaw: his nii-san of course
ur local telepath: Mob could never

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[Disclaimer]: I do not own any of these characters, they all belong to ONE, just trying to have a little fun with them. 

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January 18, 2017
1:30 PM

ur local telepath: HEWWO?
teruhana:???
ur local telepath: ARE YOU HANAZAWA TERUKI? I AM KURATA TOME FROM SALT MIDDLE SCHOOL
ur local telepath: i am also a friend of Mob-kun! So, dont delete my number!
teruhana: um
teruhana: hi?
teruhana: Nice to meet you, Tome-san
ur local telepath: HI. YOU'RE HANAZAWA-SAN RIGHT?
teruhana: yeah.
ur local telepath: NICE! It would've been so awkward if i go t the wrong number
teruhana: yeah.

ur local telepath is writing

ur local telepath: Sooooo
ur local telepath: Hanazawa-san?
teruhana: Yes?
ur local telepath: May I ask a favor of you?
teruhana: 🤨I don't know you that well Kurata-san.but, um, sure. How can I help you?
ur local telepath: Oh, goodie!I'll get straight to the point then
ur local telepath: iknowthissoundsweirdbutdoyouknowanyonewithpsychicinclinedabilities??
teruhana: No.
ur local telepath: ugh, c'moooon
ur local telepath: i definetely know you do
teruhana: i'm sorry, Kurata-san but i don't think i can help you
teruhana: so if this conversation is over
ur local telepath: I KNOW MOB IS AN ESPER, ALRIGHT!?
teruhana: ......
ur local telepath: .....
ur local telepath: i'm not asking for much Hanazawa Teruki. I only want to know if you know of any other possible espers
teruhana: and why would you want that kind of information?
ur local telepath: because im putting a group chat together!
teruhana: No.
ur local telepath: PLEASEEEEE
teruhana: No.
ur local telepath: PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE
teruhana: i said no! I don't even know you!
ur local telepath: I know but like...!I really need everyone's username because Mob refused to give them to me
teruhana: is that why you're texting me? I am not giving them to you
ur local telepath: PLEASE, HANAZAWA-SAN! I NEED THEM FOR SCHOOL PURPOSES
teruhana: I SAID NO
ur local telepath: PLEASEEEEEE
teruhana: NO

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January 18, 2017
8:00 PM

Kageyama Shigeo: Tome-san?Are you awake?
Kageyama Shigeo: Are you still harassing Teruki-kun?
ur local telepath: Yup! And I am not giving up until he gives me all of the espers numbers!
Kageyama Shigeo: I should've never given you his number.
Kageyama Shigeo: Although, if i may ask, Tome-san. What makes you think they're espers?
ur local telepath: I HAVE LIKE A RADAR FOR THESE THINGS OKAY, MOB?? PLUS, ANYONE THAT YOU RELATE YOURSELF TO HAS GOT TO BE AN ESPER. 'CUZ YKNOW...ESPERS ATTRACT ESPERS
Kageyama Shigeo: okay.
ur local telepath: Plus, even if you hadn't given me his number I would have found another way to get dem digits. Also, what have I told you about calling me Tome-san?Just drop the honorifics, dude. We're friends no need for such things outside of school
Kageyama Shigeo: Sorry.
ur local telepath: its cool, dude

January 18, 2017
Chat Room: ALIENS AND MEMES
8:45pm

ur local telepath: Ne, you guys!
AllforSkeletor: what
ur local telepath: what
AllforSkeletor: ??what what?
ur local telepath: what do you mean what?
AllforSkeletor: ????? What?
Pop&Tarts: hello, Tome-san, how are you?
ur local telepath: MAMETA! I MISS YOU
Pop&Tarts: we saw each other yesterday????
ur local telepath: yea, and time has since then passed
ur local telepath: I am lonely
AllforSkeletor: you thot