𝑂𝑓 𝐸𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑊𝑜𝑟𝑘-𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒 𝐵𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒

Chapter 2 : a lesson in friendship

Summary:

ur local telepath: @Kageyama Ritsu has anybody ever told u that ur a little bit INTENSE?
Kageyama Ritsu: Clearly you've never met Suzuki.
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[Disclaimer]: I do not own any of these characters, they all belong to ONE. This is me just writing a crack fic.
[P.S]: I absolutely love it when people leave comments 💕💕!! So, don't be afraid to leave any. I'd love to read and reply to what you guys have to say. And if you have any suggestions for what you may like to see in this chat fic then feel free to leave those in the comments as well or PM me if you'd prefer that.

[INFO‼️]: So, I forgot to mention this in the first chapter but this fic takes place(or at least like the first couple of chapters)right after the end of Season 2 , or for Manga Readers, right after the Toichirou Suzuki Arc and right at the beginning of the Divine Tree Arc so there will be references to Season 2 and spoilers will pop up as the fanfic progresses. So, if you haven't watched season 2 of MP100 I really recommend that you do that and if you're an only Anime Watcher then I hope you're fine with spoilers. If not then don't continue reading, I guess.
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January 24, 2017
8:32PM

ur local telepath added Kageyama Shigeo

ur local telepath: welcome to the club, loser
Kageyama Shigeo: ?
AllForSkeletor: you actually did it
teruhana: little bro is going to kill you
FuckClaw: kill her? No,,too vague of a term
FuckClaw: shred her corporeal form down to the very last atom until she's erased from existence? more likely than you think
AllForSkeletor: youre fucked, Tome
Kageyama Ritsu: Kurata Tome.
Kageyama Ritsu: Have you gone mad?
teruhana: little bro! There you are.....
FuckClaw: the man of the hour!
Kageyama Shigeo: Ritsu!
Kageyama Ritsu: Ah.
Kageyama Ritsu: Hello, nii-san, I'm sorry for the inconvenience Kuarata-san has caused you. I'm sure we can get her to remove you from the group. I've no doubt being thrusted into this chat without forewarning has made you quite uncomfortable.
AllforSkeletor:....
FuckClaw: i
FuckClaw: i did not think he could get more formal
teruhana: yet here we are
Kageyama Ritsu: I'll issue Kurata-san to remove you at once! No worries, nii-san.
Kageyama Shigeo: it's okay, Ritsu. I actually don't mind
teruhana: told you
FuckClaw: lol
Kageyama Ritsu: Wait what?
Kageyama Ritsu: Are you sure about this, nii-san?
Kageyama Shigeo: yup, it's alright, Ritsu
Kageyama Ritsu: ...okay...
Kageyama Ritsu: If you say so, nii-san.
ur local telepath: and the tiger,,has been tamed!!
ur local telepath: no need to thank me
AllforSkeletor: im pretty sure that "tiger" is gonna rip you to shreds when youre not watching Tome
Kageyama Ritsu: It's quite alright, Kijibayashi-san. Nii-san said he's fine with this arrangement so as long as that remains the case I will not instigate anything with Kurata-san.
FuckClaw: yup,,
FuckClaw: ur dead kid
ur local telepath: oi
ur local telepath: im not a kid!
ur local telepath: actually,, i think im OLDER than you
FuckClaw: (￣ヮ￣) sure, sure
ur local telepath: -.-
FuckClaw: lol ur acting like Ritsu-kun
ur local telepath: wHAT
ur local telepath: nO!?
ur local telepath: why whould you even COMPAR E ME with that cretin!?!
Kageyama Ritsu: Wow, Kurata-san, didn't know you knew such a word as "cretin". I'm truly impressed.
ur local telepath: stfu
Kageyama Ritsu: :)
ur local telepath: .....i know why you're acting like this....and i dont like it......
Kageyama Ritsu: Acting like what, Kurata-san? :)
ur local telepath: stop with the smiley face its creeping me out!
Kageyama Ritsu: :)
FuckClaw: @ur local telepath i hope you have eyes on the back of your head 'cause you're gonna need them
xFiRe DesTRoyEr 23Xx: i'M once again asking all of you
xFiRe DesTRoyEr 23Xx: to gO TO SLEEP
ur local telepath: its 9 o'clock??
ur local telepath: thats like still fairly early dude
xFiRe DesTRoyEr 23Xx: ........what time do YOU usually go to sleep at?
ur local telepath: mmmmmmmm like at 12 or 1
xFiRe DesTRoyEr 23Xx: !?!?!?!
xFiRe DesTRoyEr 23Xx: we'RE gRowing cHiLdREn,,, we nned to be able to get 8-9 hours of sleep!? S o we develop hEaLThY!???
Hotel? Trivago: bro, your mother hen side is showing
xFiRe DesTRoyEr 23Xx: ah, shiit, really?? Okay, sorry I'll stop
xFiRe DesTRoyEr 23Xx: i know it can get annoying
Hotel? Trivago: nonono, it's okay, bro. I feel safe knowing that you got me sometimes yknow
xFiRe DesTRoyEr 23Xx: really?
Hotel? Trivago: it's alway good to know you got my back, bro
xFiRe DesTRoyEr 23Xx: Always, bro!
AllforSkeletor: damn
AllforSkeletor: i want what they have
teruhana: hm
FuckClaw: why can't we be like that Ritsu-kun?
Kageyama Ritsu: I have no idea what you are talking about.
FuckClaw: it's only a matter of time until you become bewitched by my alluring personality  and incredible good-looks
Kageyama Ritsu: As if I'd lower myself to your level. I'm sorry to break it to you Suzuki but I have standards.
FuckClaw: you'll fall soon enough
Kageyama Ritsu: Is that a threat?
ur local telepath: I don't think he meant it that way
Kageyama Ritsu: What do you mean? What other way would he mean it?
ur local telepath: whaaaaaat
ur local telepath: are you for real!?!
Kageyama Ritsu: Yes?
FuckClaw: hahahaha
FuckClaw: yea, Tome-san, what else would I mean? I'm only teasing after all,,,,i CAN'T possibly mean anything else
ur local telepath: .........
teruhana: righT
AllforSkeletor: damn,,
ur local telepath: ur so fucking stupid Kageyama Ritsu
Kageyama Ritsu: What the fuck?
Kageyama Shigeo: Ritsu!
Kageyama Ritsu: Ah! Nii-san! I'm sorry, I swear it's not what it looks like!
Hotel? Trivago: Buuuuuusted
FuckClaw: couldn't even go a day
FuckClaw: shame on you, Ritsu-kun
FuckClaw: and shame on your cow
Kageyama Ritsu: Leave TootsieRoll out of this.
FuckClaw: 🙇‍♂️ gomenasai
Kageyama Ritsu: This is all your fault, Kurata Tome.
ur local telepath: gnvng,,hOw iS tHIS mY faULt??
Kageyama Ritsu: You've driven me to this point. You made me do this.
ur local telepath: i dont make you do sHIT,,
FuckClaw: Ritsu-kun, i dont think there's anyone in the world who could make you do anything you didnt wanna do
Kageyama Ritsu: ......
Kageyama Ritsu: Color me impressed, Suzuki. That almost sounded nice.
FuckClaw: what are u talki ng about? Im always this nice.
Kageyama Ritsu: Bullshit.
Kageyama Ritsu: I can think of at least FOUR instances where the opposite has been true.
FuckClaw: you know how i get when i play Minecraft
FuckClaw: Nobody touches Sir-Oinks-A-Lot and gets away with it. Nobody.
xFiRe DesTRoyEr 23Xx: did somebody say Minecraft?
ur local telepath: ??i thought you were going to sleep??
xFiRe DesTRoyEr 23Xx: well yes but
xFiRe DesTRoyEr 23Xx: mentioning Minecraft is like a Summoning call
Hotel? Trivago: eyyyyyy
Hotel? Trivago: @FuckClaw you play Minecraft dude?
FuckClaw: Of course I play Minecraft
FuckClaw: what type of uncultured heathen do you take me for?
AllforSkeletor: Minecraft has baby ocelots
AllforSkeletor: you cant get better than that
Kageyama Ritsu: Ah, yes, the baby ocelots are fairly cute. Although, I prefer the wolves as my pet companions.
ur local telepath: yOU PLAY MINECRAFT????????
ur local telepath: YOU. COLD-HEARTED. NO BULLSHIT. SPITE-DRIVEN, KAGEYAMA RITSU? PLAYS MINECRAFT
Kageyama Ritsu: Is it really that hard to believe?
AllforSkeletor: just a little bit?
ur local telepath: YES
Kageyama Ritsu: Why?
ur local telepath: oh i dont knoW,,let me thINK
ur local telepath: mAYBE BECAUSE U LITER ALLY SAID YOU HATE MEMES, ARE PART OF THE STUDENT COUNCIL ADN YOU DISS ON ANYTHING THATS FUN????
ur local telepath: do you even know what fun IS kageyama ritsu?
Kageyama Ritsu: Excuse you, I can have plenty of fun as you say. Maybe it's not the type of fun you're used to, nor the one you might enjoy, but it's fun for me.
ur local telepath: oKay,, throw me a bone here, Kageyama-kun. What do YOU consider to be fun?
FuckClaw: ooooh, this should be good
Kageyama Ritsu: Map-making.
ur local telepath: iM sorry,, what?
Kageyama Ritsu: I enjoy map-making. I find it to be relaxing. Fishing is also fun although I have less patience for it than nii-san.
ur local telepath: Mob does FISHING?
Kageyama Shigeo: Hai, Tome-san. Ritsu and I go fishing over the summer with our dad. It's really fun! You should try it.
ur local telepath: Mob
ur local telepath: you're too good for this world
Kageyama Ritsu: On that we can agree.
ur local telepath: and you're definitely too good for your ungrateful, poor excuse of a brother
Kageyama Ritsu: Excuse you?
Kageyama Ritsu: I make sure to tell nii-san I love him at LEAST 10 times a day.
FuckClaw: he's not kidding
Teruhana: i can confirm that this does indeed happen
Teruhana: little bro is.....fiercely passionate.. like that
AllforSkeletor: Passionate hmmmm
ur local telepath: @Kageyama Ritsu has anybody ever told u that ur a little bit INTENSE?
Kageyama Ritsu: Clearly you've never met Suzuki.
FuckClaw: okayokayokay,, no need to call me out
Kageyama Ritsu: Hm.
FuckClaw: I'm just one of those people who feels things really...intensely for a lack of better word...and i tend to get carried away but its not my fault!
FuckClaw: its an attractive character flaw imo
Kageyama Ritsu: You can't see it but I'm rolling my eyes.
FuckClaw: Mean, Ritsu-kun!
xFiRe DesTRoyEr 23Xx: does your brother play Minecraft as well Kageyama-san?
Kageyama Ritsu: He does.
Kageyama Shigeo: I do!
ur local telepath: ......
AllforSkeletor: .......
Hotel? Trivago: ......
xFiRe DesTRoyEr 23Xx: .......
ur local telepath: we're playing
xFiRe DesTRoyEr 23Xx: I'll host.
ur local telepath: Kiji!
AllforSkeletor: yeayea, I'll tell Shirihiko and Mameta to join
Hotel? Trivago: do they not have their phones on them?
AllforSkeletor: nah it's not that,,they turned off their notifs because
AllforSkeletor: I think Shirihiko wanted to take a nap? And Mameta was doing homework
xFiRe DesTRoyEr 23Xx: ah! If ur friend is asleep then let him sleep. I'd feel bad for waking him up.
AllforSkeletor: i might not wake him up. He hasn't been getting much sleep lately, at least that's what he told Mameta
ur local telepath: wait, really?
AllforSkeletor: yea, Mameta just told me yesterday so this is as new for u as it is for me
ur local telepath: did he tell Mameta why he hasn't been getting sleep?
AllforSkeletor: kinda,, but i'll tell you later 'cause it's kinda private
xFiRe DesTRoyEr 23Xx:  okay! Here's where you can join my server: https://xFiRe DesTRoyEr 23Xx/fire-and-ice/Server_Test/1Rz67lLTpt7Q2WW3ap/minecraftadventure.ep
FuckClaw: niceeee
ur local telepath: what's your port number @xFiRe DesTRoyEr 23Xx ?
xFiRe DesTRoyEr 23Xx: oh! Yeah, sorry, forgot about that
xFiRe DesTRoyEr 23Xx: 53468
Kageyama Ritsu: Nii-san, Xbox?
Kageyama Shigeo: Yeah, I'll meet you there
ur local telepath: you have an xbox.....
Kageyama Ritsu: A PS4 as well. It was a gift from Suzuki.
ur local telepath: @FuckClaw you gave him an entire PS4? reALLY??
FuckClaw: what can i say? Im a good friend.
Kageyama Ritsu: Lies. He wanted to play Last of Us with me but when I told him I didn't have a PS4 for it he thought it'd be easier to just give me one instead of having me come over to his house to play it there.
FuckClaw: my dad's an asshole that's why i don't want you coming over
Kageyama Ritsu: Yes, I know, I've met him.
FuckClaw: Pretty iron-clad excuse if you ask me
ur local telepath: he can't be that bad can he?
FuckClaw: you've never met my dad
FuckClaw: and hopefully it'll stay that way b/c he's just....ugh i don't even know
FuckClaw: i dont wanna talk about him. Can we just play Minecraft?
teruhana: ^^^
teruhana: this has my stamp of approval
ur local telepath: okayokayokay
ur local telepath: if anyone needs me I'll be harassing the villagers
Kageyama Shigeo: What did the villagers do to you, Tome-san?
ur local telepath: they remind me of Squidward
AllforSkeletor: thats not what you said last time
ur local telepath: what did i say last time?
AllforSkeletor: that they reminded you of JarJar Binks
ur local telepath: and i still stand by that
Kageyama Shigeo: I like JarJar Binks
ur local telepath: .....
AllforSkeletor: .....
ur local telepath: Mob
Kageyama Shigeo: Yes?
ur local telepath: you need to answer this question for me. Humanity's future may very well hang in the balance....
Kageyama Shigeo: That's scary
AllforSkeletor: i'm sorry, Mob-kun, Tome has a thing for theatrics
Kageyama Shigeo: I know, it's okay :)
ur local telepath: have you ever watched Star Wars?
Kageyama Shigeo: I have
ur local telepath: then why the HELL was I never made aware of this??
Kageyama Shigeo: you never asked, Tome-san
ur local telepath: are you aware of all the opportunities we have missed? The Rants? The LARP potential?
Kageyama Shigeo: no
ur local telepath: .....
ur local telepath: this is what i get for hanging out with losers
Kageyama Ritsu: Pretty sure you're the biggest loser out of all of us.
AllforSkeletor: and the biggest nerd
ur local telepath: oKAY
ur local telepath: i will NOT take criticism from someone who's into "MAP-MAKING"
ur local telepath: that's got to be up there in the Top 10 Nerdiest Activities of All Time
FuckClaw: OI
FuckClaw: I'll have you know that Ritsu-kun is very good at his "Map-making",,plus
FuckClaw: he makes for a great Navigator
Kageyama Ritsu: Thank you for the backup Suzuki but I don't need you defending my honor.
FuckClaw: I'd defend your honor anyday, Ritsu-kun.
Kageyama Ritsu: Okay.
xFiRe DesTRoyEr 23Xx: are y'all planning to join or??
xFiRe DesTRoyEr 23Xx: also, i don't have space in my house for all of you to sleep in so if somebody wants to build a sleeping quarters/cabin for y'all feel free to take the materials from my chests
Kageyama Ritsu: Nii-san can do that. He's very good at building nicely structured and aesthetically pleasing houses.
Kageyama Shigeo: Thank you, Ritsu! Asahi-san, where do you keep your birch wood?
xFiRe DesTRoyEr 23Xx: go to the "study"(which is in the second floor)and it's the third chest on the right
Kageyama Shigeo: Thank you
xFiRe DesTRoyEr 23Xx: Np!
FuckClaw: I can vouch for Ritsu-kun's brother building skills
FuckClaw: like shit, man
FuckClaw: the first time i saw his villa, deadass, i was hit with the sudden urge to settle down in the countryside, buy a farmhouse, raise some cattle, and tend to my golden field stalks
xFiRe DesTRoyEr 23Xx: ok now im curious
Hotel? Trivago: Same
ur local telepath: Mob, next time we play, you're hosting
Kageyama Shigeo: Sure! ☺️I'd be happy to host all of you.
ur local telepath: it is settled then
ur local telepath: and all of you dumbasses better come!
AllforSkeletor: aye, aye chief
teruhana: i-- isn't it captain?
AllforSkeletor: wha?
teruhana: the 'aye, aye captain!' it's captain not chief right?
AllforSkeletor: uuuuuuh
AllforSkeletor: not sure
teruhana: okay, cool, i was just
teruhana: i'll just shut up
FuckClaw: lol is the infamous Hanazawa Teruki flustered?
teruhana: shut up
ur local telepath: "infamous"?
FuckClaw: yup!
FuckClaw: I heard it from Ritsu-kun who got told by Mob that Hanazawa-kun used to apparently be a gang leader.
ur local telepath: ....
AllforSkeletor: ......
xFiRe DesTRoyEr 23Xx: ......
Hotel? Trivago: .....really?
ur local telepath: liTERALLY HOW--
teruhana: why
teruhana: why did you tell them
FuckClaw: b/c you didn't trade me your wheat
teruhana: because i didn't
teruhana: Suzuki, how petty can you get?
FuckClaw: oh, believe me, i can get pettier, and i can sink way way lower than you'd expect
teruhana: ...
teruhana: @Kageyama Ritsu come collect him.
ur local telepath: HANAZAWA TERUKI, IS IT T RUE YOU ARE GANFG LEADER?
teruhana: *was
teruhana: was a gang leader
teruhana: i'll admit, not my proudest moment
ur local telepath: i-- i can't
AllforSkeletor: thi s is
AllforSkeletor: this is kinda blowing my mind
xFiRe DesTRoyEr 23Xx: uM, i'm taking a bREak
xFiRe DesTRoyEr 23Xx: so if someone could make sure to lock my sheeps away before nightfall that'd be greAT
Hotel? Trivago: weLP, this has been a vERY interesting night to say the least
Hotel? Trivago: very informative
AllforSkeletor: Mameta and Shirihiko are gonna fLIP
Kageyama Ritsu: Suzuki, what have you done?
FuckClaw: I'm innocent here!
Kageyama Ritsu: Sure, you are.
teruhana: the fuck? You are not!
ur local telepath: aH
ur local telepath: is hawazawa tewuki mawd?
teruhana: ,,,
Kageyama Ritsu: What type of fuckery is this?
ur local telepath: don't be mawd, hawazawa tewuki. we all fwiends hewe, rwight?
Kageyama Ritsu: This has got to be some form of torture. A clear violation of my rights as a human being as well.
teruhana: are you done?
ur local telepath: not yet, quick question
teruhana: what is it
ur local telepath: did you steal kids lunch money? Like a stereotypical bully? Not cool, Hanazawa Teruki, not cool.
AllforSkeletor: Tome.
FuckClaw: ooh! I got one!
FuckClaw: "everyone gangster until Hanazawa Teruki shows up, guns blazing."
teruhana: first off, guns are very illegal and I never used them
teruhana: second, fuck you both
ur local telepath: hey, we just ribbing!
ur local telepath: here, have this one as well
ur local telepath: so, we all know Hanazawa Teruki is a gangster now right?
teruhana: again, it was a very long time.
teruhana: I don't do that anymore. It's not me.
ur local telepath: okay, okay but if you gangster then you should change your name to mithochondria
teruhana: what?
teruhana: why the hell would I do that?
ur local telepath: because when you get arrested you'll be the POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL!
FuckClaw: wow, that was lame, lol
ur local telepath: hEY
ur local telepath: if mine is lame so is yours!
AllforSkeletor: godfucking dammit, Tome
ur local telepath: wHAT
ur local telepath: what I say?
teruhana: okay, i see that you find my past actions to be funny and i can kinda get it
teruhana: what i did was stupid and bad and i regret everything
teruhana: im trying to be better to not be the person i was anymore, sometimes the guilt of what i've done gets to me and while i understand that you find this absolutely hilarious, Kurata-san(and Suzuki, dont think i forgot about you), i dont. Find it funny that is.
ur local telepath: i, i mean, i d idnt
teruhana: i think im gonna log off now, just for a bit, im feeling kinda tired anyways.
ur local telepath: WAIT HANAZAWA TERUKI
FuckClaw: ah! Yeah, wait up hanazawa!! Let's bactrack!
ur local telepath: teru...