If you get existential pretty easily, or you have an inexplicable hatred for The Truman Show, you probably ain't gonna enjoy this little nugget of Wattpad wisdom. I'm still trying to process all of the crazy shit that happened to me. So, since you guys love to use "tags" on your whacky "fics", I'm going to put some right here.
TRIGGER WARNING! THIS STORY CONTAINS...
· Death
· Violence
· A LOT of bad words
· Line Dancing
· Some un-heterosexual activities
· Vegetarianism
· A very stupid cat
· The Multiverse
· Butts
· Sluts
· Coconuts
IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE ANY OF THAT, TURN BACK NOW.
"To claim humanitarian motives when the motive is envy and its supposed appeasement is a favorite rhetorical device of politicians."
-Helmut Schoeck
"Frerard is a universal constant."
-Albert Einstein, probably
"Does anybody even read these?"
-Some disgruntled famous dead person who said a quote once
YOU ARE READING
Frank Iero and the Meaning of Life
FanfictionFrank Iero, a down-on-his-luck Jersey Mike's employee, realizes that he is actually inside a Frerard fanfiction written by a teenage girl. Warning: This story contains... -Strong Language -Violence -Mild Gore -Mild NSFW scenes -A writer's fragile e...