Mebby and WDW (BxB) Oneshots

(WDW) Dorbyn 💛

Warnings: Light Swearing and Sexual Innuendos

Desc.: Proposal. You get my drift?

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corbyn

"today, i was gonna propose. yup, the big one. i'd dated daniel for about two years and decided i wanted to be with him the rest of my life. so, before we had our son, daniel was a escort. i had no problem with it since it was just business and i trusted him. daniel was already gone when i woke up that morning. i took extra long in the bathroom to get ready. when it was about 10, i went to jack's because he had the ring. why did he have the ring? daniel was a cleaner so, he'd probably find the ring before i proposed. i drove over to jack's house and almost ran over the bike in the yard. he was a family man. unlike me and dani. i knocked and zach answered with a towel around his waist.

'oh it's just you. jack! corbyn's here!'

jack awkwardly ran to the door with nail polish on his fingers. i gestured toward them and he replied with...

'lav. so...um...man, what are you doing here?'

'dude, i came for the ring. i told you last night.'

lavender came by the door, swinging her two long ponytails.

'hey, uncle corbyn. are you guys done? we were playing princess.'

'lavvie, you know not to interrupt daddy when he's talking. go bother your brothers or zach.'

lavender went back into the house as jack awkwardly stood there.

'corbyn, as you know, me and zach fuck occasionally.'

'why are you telling me this? where's the ring?'

'we both have kids. i have lav and he has robbie and jordan. well, we have to go to hotels. and at the hotel, i kind of lost the ring.'

'are you serious?'

'yeah.'

'okay, please tell me you remember the hotel. yeah, it's the one down the street.'

'fine but you're dumb ass is coming with me.'

jack went into his house and let me step inside. it was chaotic. lavender was chasing zach's sons around the house while their two dogs followed, barking. 

'okay, zay, i'm leaving!'

'the hell you are!' zach came down the hall, angry, 'i'm not taking care of these demon children alone!'

zach was reminded of my presence and gave me a hug. 'this is why should get married. friends with benefits means you can leave.'

'anyways, beautiful boy... i gotta go.'

jack ran out the house and i followed right behind. as i pulled out the driveway, zach flipped us off. 

i sped to the hotel down the street and went to the front desk. there was a tall blond woman working there with a golden smile.

'hi, how can help you today?'

'so..i was here last night and i left a ring in the room. did you find it?'

'oh you're the idiots with noise complaints.', her whole attitude changed,' get out of my hotel before i call the cops.'

jack turned towards the door but i slammed my hands on her desk.

'look, woman, i wouldn't fuck this one if i was the horniest man on earth. i trusted this dipshit with my engagement ring to the best man i know so, i'm going to need to know if you found the fucking ring!

'sorry, sir. we take all of our lost items to the pawn shop on main street.'

'i'm so sorry for yelling. thank you.'

jack pulled me away from my apologizing and squealed once we got in the car.

'you went all bad bitch on her! wow, go you!'

i then sped again to main street for the ring. it was a little pawn shop with lots of jewelry but daniel's ring was engraved. there was a little old woman working the counter too.

'miss, did you happen to get a silver ring recently?'

she glared at me and then went to the back and brought out the ring. easier than i thought, right? wrong.

'it's $2,934.'

'there's been a mistake. it's not worth a penny over a thousand.'

'no negotiating. you want or no?'

i couldn't afford it on a first grade teacher's salary nor, could jack as a photographer. but i knew jack and i knew how to get it.

'jack, give me your debit card.', i whispered.

'why? there's literally one cent on it.', he whispered back.

'i know.', i replied.

i snatched it out of his hand and gave it to the lady.

'just keep the credit card, we're so sorry for any trouble we caused. he's a model so, it should be enough.'

her face lit up as she threw me the ring. me and jack got in the car.

'gimme your phone.'

'no way, she already has my penny.'

'just give it.'

he handed me the phone and i canceled the card.

'now, she's not getting the cent. you'll get your penny mailed in 2 to 3 business days.'

i drove to daniel's job, there was a flower shop next door, luckily. jack got out the car as i bought the white roses and went to daniel's job.

'do you have an appointment?', the man at the desk was daniel's boss, jonah. i could tell from the company's instagram.

'um...no. we're here to see daniel.'

'you can't just see people without an appointment.'

i burst through the doors with the escorts and thought about which one he'd be in. six. of course, it's six. daniel had a picture on his snap once of him in front of a door with a six.

i opened the door and saw daniel on his knees in front of some guy.

'corby?'

'dani!'

'corbyn, i'm working right now.'

'jack's here to...replace you for a second.'

i pushed jack in the room and shut the door for some privacy. daniel pulled me back to the front room with jonah and put his hands on his hips.

'corbyn fucking besson, i am working.'

'daniel, you're on company time. wrap it up!', jonah scolded.

'corbyn, this better be good.'

i got down on one knee and daniel covered his mouth with his hand. i gave him the flowers i was holding and reached into my pocket for the ring.

'daniel james seavey, today, i almost broke up a not-couple, interrupted a game of princesses, yelled a teenage girl, conned an old lady, and sped up and down the highways to ask you one question. dani, will you marry me?'

daniel slapped me and said the unexpected....

'of course, i will!'

he started crying and laughing and even jonah was smiling. and that's how i proposed to your father, dexter."

"i call bullshit.", my teenage son said.

"yeah, you're right. i just asked him while we were getting high but cool story, though."

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