Mebby and WDW (BxB) Oneshots

(B) Mebby

-BOOTY SHORTS

Warnings: Smut and Swearing (NOT SOCIAL DISTANCING BUT there's not corona in this)

Shauni, KT, and Monty were going shopping. He didn't usually go shopping with the girls but he was tired of being in the house (and they promised ice cream). Lily, Sebb, and Jake were out doing hell knows what when they left. When they were shopping, the girls kept whispering and laughing and eventually Monty got tired of it.

"What's so fucking funny? Like jeez."

"Nothing. You always think we're up to something." KT giggled.

"Yeah, have some trust!", Shauni added.

Of course, their statements only added fuel to his suspicions. They turned into Primark (UK Forever 21) and immediately went over to the shorts.

"Why do you two need shorts? It's the end of spring."

"Fuck, Monty. It was surprise for Sebb. We were gonna get you booty shorts.", Shauni finally caved.

"Nuh-uh. Sebb doesn't even want sex and I'm perfectly fine with that."

"Then why is he at the adult toy shop?", KT replied. She showed Monty a video of Sebb and Lily having a sword fight with dildos.

"I guess you're right."

"Of course, we are!", they smiled.

They bought the shorts and walked past Monty's promised ice cream.

"But my ice cream..."

"You can't eat before sex. It's like fucking while on your period. Weird."

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When they got home, the others weren't there which meant the girls thought to go all out. Shauni gave Monty her favorite crop top and one of KT's sexier heels. When they realized Monty couldn't walk in heels to save his life, they decided it was best to not have any socks. It was less sexy but still something. 

"When he comes in, I want you to touch his chest. Like you're trying to find something."

"But not too fast. Slow equals sensual."

"Yeah, yeah. Then grab him by anything and drag him in to your room."

"Dick might be coming to strong, chin might be too much of a temptress. Are you good in bed?"

"Um...I don't think so.", Monty shyly replied.

"Well...we c-can work with that. Just use your virgin powers."

"What?"

The door handle fiddled and the girls ran off. Monty never felt so insecure. Sebb was the first one in the house and looked at his boyfriend in awe. Monty grabbed him by his chin (immediate decision) and brought him into the room. Sebb sat down on the bed with his legs opened wide. Then, immediately, Monty started crying and locked himself in the closet. Sebb was extremely confused until he realized. 

Monty didn't want this.

"Baby, open the door."

"No. Go away already." Monty said, through tears.

"Mont, it really is okay."

"Please, please go away, Sebb."

Sebb wanted to respect his wishes but couldn't live with himself if he did actually leave. It seemed as all hope was lost until Lily knocked on the door.

"I know you're doing the dirty but, I left my...what are you doing?", Lily asked.

"Monty got embarassed, I think, and locked himself inside."

"Can you stand outside for a sec? It'll be quick and shut the door."

Sebb chose to trust his best friend since the Year 1 and left. 

"Monty, are you really in there?"

"Yeah...I am."

"Look, do you wanna know a secret?"

"Sure."

"Sebb has never had sex before. He's never even watched porn."

"Wait, really?"

"Yeah, he was just as unexperienced as you. He just wants you to be happy and if you don't want sex you should tell him."

"But what if he gets bored of me? I really like him, Lily. Maybe love."

"Look, you need to trust Sebb, okay? Or at least me."

Monty unlocked the door and engulfed her in a hug.

"Now, if you want me to, I'll roundhouse his ass."

"No, Lil, but thank you. For being here."

Lily went and opened the door for Sebb and patted his chest while whispering, 'don't fuck this up'.

Monty and Sebb sat on their bed as Monty kissed his cheek. He was really happy that his boyfriend was feeling better. They wrestled for a while and then watched Netflix. But didn't have sex until both were ready and comfortable.

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YOU THOUGHT THERE WAS GONNA BE SMUT! TRICKED YA!

-ben