Mebby and WDW (BxB) Oneshots

(P2) Mebby

:if you didn't read p1, you'll probably be super confused but i can't tell you what to do.

even though, grandma wood was in the guest bedroom all morning, sebb was still really stressed. so he was in the bedroom with the lights off and the door shut, listening to his sad music. suddenly, he heard a bunch of thuds on the door and opened.

"hey, daddio," xowie smiled with her tooth gap, "i made you this mud pie."

"but i made you a drawing of a dead leprechaun! mines the coolest!", damiar shoved her, a little too hard.

"nah uh! i found two frogs humping each other! isn't mine better, daddy?", noen said, louder than both of them.

"all of your gifts are amazing. xowie, put that on the sidewalk. damiar, show papa your drawing and tell him to call your therapist. and noen eubanks wood, if you don't put those back outside, we are going to have a problem. do i make myself clear?"

"yes, daddy.", noen pouted.

sebb shut the door back and heard the screams from the children. they obviously did not like his answer. a few minutes later, the entire house went quiet and sebb was in awe. monty walked in and plopped himself onto the bed.

"i just got them the triplets and payton down for a nap."

"what about chase?"

"he's being independent right now but he's quietly playing roblox with his headphones in."

"cool, cool."

"you know...we have an hour until our families get here.", monty said scooting closer to sebb.

"so?"

"there isn't anything you wanna...do?"

"mont. mont...no. my mother is in the other room."

"come on. when do we ever get a chance like this? especially with the kids."

"...make it quick. i'm serious."

monty giggled and smiled. he hopped on top of sebb and began the start of intercourse. sure, they were only making out but when his mother and payton walked in, the two could only imagine the worse.

"daddy...are you eating papa?!", payton asked, visibly horrified.

"no, baby, no!" monty got up to pick up the boy and attempt to rock him back to sleep. when they left the room, it was just sebb and his mother sitting uncomfortably.

"you know you have kids now? you can't be pulling stuff like that. it's immature. you marry young and this is what happens. not to mention—"

"a man, mother?", sebb finally snapped, "i love monty. i love the way he gags at the taste of mustard, i love how he giggles when you touch his feet, i love his bright smile when he talks about his friends. i love chase. i love the way he won't kill a single animal but can't give up hot dogs, i love the way he treats his siblings even after a long day, i love his fashion sense because honestly, he dresses better than me. i love xowie. i love how she hates disney movies, i love how she does clown makeup better than me, i love how she tolerates living with six other men. i love damiar. i love how his dark humor makes everyone smile, i love how he smiles when he wears dresses, i love how he's so loyal to every goddamn person on this earth. i love noen. i love how he loves frogs, i love how he grows plants to kill them, even though that's weird as hell, i love how happy he is in crop tops. and i love payton. i love how he talks for hours at a time with a speech impediment, i love how he gives these hugs that are so damn great and i love his positivity. and if you have a problem with anyone of those people, you can get out of my house."

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go sebb. we don't stan toxic parents. anyways, if the triplets shared a room, what it look like? it'd be so chaotic.