Harry Potter, Fantastic Beasts, and Marauders Oneshots

Harry

2. "You lied to me."

14. "I hate you." "No you don't."

26. "Do not. Tempt. Me."

80. "Just listen to me!"

I glared at Harry and he let out a sigh as he looked down at me. I had my arms crossed over my chest and I was fuming.

"You lied to me." I said softly.

"(Y/n)-"

"I hate you." I said as I glared at him.

"No you don't." He said softly.

"Yes I do. How could you lie to me! We have been married for sixteen years! We have three children and you lied to me!"

"I'm sorry, you can't stay mad over something so stupid." He said softly.

"Oh trust me I can." I said with a frown.

"It was one lie. Just one. I won't lie again, I'm sorry."

I looked away from him and he let out a groan.

"If you're going to stay mad then I want a divorce!" He snapped.

"Do. Not. Tempt. Me." I said through my teeth.

"I'm sorry, I lied about feeding Lily the chocolate before supper! I am a horrible person!"

"So you did feed her chocolate!" I yelled as he glared at me.

"Just listen to me!" He groaned out.

I crossed my arms over my chest and he let out a sigh.

"Why did I marry you again?" He asked softly.

"Cause Ginny Weasley cheated on you with Malfoy?" I asked with a smirk.

"We're getting a divorce." He said as he turned to walk away.

"I love you!" I yelled.

"You are a horrible person!" He yelled inside.

"Yet you married me!"

He shook his head and I smiled as I followed him inside.

"I love you." I said as I wrapped my arms around his neck.

"Once, Give our daughter chocolate once before supper and you act like I've murdered someone." He said as he shook his head.

"How do I know yo I haven't murdered someone, you lie about chocolate you could lie about anything... how do I even know you are Harry Potter, you could be Draco in a wig!" I exclaimed.

"I swear if I didn't love you-"

"You'd be a lonely old man." I said as I leaned up and kissed him.

"No I probably would of turned gay and went after Draco... stole him from Ginny to get revenge." He said with a chuckle.

I sent him a smile and he rolled his eyes.

"No, just... no." He said as he turned and walked away.

"Come on! What guy doesn't want to have a threesome with his wife! We can have a foursome and invite Ginny!"

"I am not allowing Draco Malfoy to touch my wife! So keep dreaming!"

"Oh I will.... I will dream a lot my love." I said happily.