Harry Potter, Fantastic Beasts, and Marauders Oneshots

James

20. "It's three in the morning..."

25. "I swear to god!"

I felt someone shake me away and I let out a groan. I turned and saw James looking down at me and turned my head to look at the clock.

"It's three in the morning... why are you waking me up?" I asked with a groan.

"Do you think chocolate actually kills dogs?" He asked with a frown.

"What?"

"Do you think chocolate kills dogs?"

"Yea... I guess."

"I have to tell Sirius not to eat chocolate!" He yelled as he jumped up.

"What?" I asked as he ran out of the room.

I looked around the room and then let out a groan.

"James! Come back to bed!" I yelled.

"I have to save Padfoot!"

"I swear to god!" I yelled as I stood up. "If you are on that stupid mirror with Sirius, I'll divorce you and marry Remus!"

"But then Sirius and I would both be alone!" He yelled.

"That's the whole point!"

I walked into the room and saw Sirius and Remus on the mirror.

"Sirius Chocolate kills dogs! Don't-"

"Don't listen to him, he is just a dumb ass." I said as I grabbed the mirror.

"No He is actually right, it does kill dogs. So I guess Sirius can't eat chocolate ever again." Remus said with a smile.

Sirius let out a scream and ran away.

"You know... you are a piece of work." I said as I shook my head.

"It's my chocolate, I don't need that dog eating it all." He said before turning off the mirror.

"Now, bed both of us." I ordered.

"But-"

"James... bed, now." I said sternly.

"But he needs-"

"I swear to god! If you don't get in that bed we are never having sex again!" I yelled.

"Okay okay!" He exclaimed as he followed me to our room.

I let out a sigh of relief and crawled into bed. James kissed my forehead and we both went to bed.

"Sirius, Remus was lying. You can eat chocolate, he just-"

"I swear if I open my eyes and you are using that mirror, I'm going to find Severus Snape and Lily Evans and make them Harry's godparents." I growled out.

"Bye Siri." James said before he turned it off and wrapped his arms around me.

"That's what I thought." I mumbled as I turned and snuggled into his chest.