Emma: Thanks dad.
Everyone: ....
Emma: Why is everyone staring at me?
Paul: You just called the professor dad. You said "Thanks dad".
Emma: What? No I didn't I said thanks man.
Hidgens: Do you see me as a farther figure Emma?
Emma: No! If anything I see you as a bother figure, cause you're always bothering me!
Bill: Hey! Show your father some respect!
Emma: I didn't call him dad!
Hidgens: No, no, no no, Emma! I take it as a complement.
Ted: It's not a big deal. I called Charlotte mom once, and she's my girlfriend.
Emma: Guys! Jump on that! Ted has psycho sexual issues!
Paul: Old news! But you calling Henry daddy-
Emma: Hey! Daddy, is not on the table here!
Random guy at beanies: But you did call him dad dude.
Emma: You shut up, you've done nothing but be a pain in my ass since you got here (yes I know this isn't the actual line but they aren't exactly in a precinct so bare with me)
Rando guy: Ok I was being an asshole, but the dad thing, that happened.
Emma: AHAH! This guy admitted he was being an asshole! It was a trap! All part of my crazy, devious plan.
Hidgens: I believe you.
Emma: Thank you.
Hidgens: Daughter. Would you like to, talk about it later over a, game of catch?
Emma: ...I'd like that.
It's 3am but the thought of these characters doing that scene just popped into my head and I had to write it down so, here we are this is a thing now. I might update at other ungodly hours of the night but, until then all my guys, gals, and non binary pals! 🖤👽
