Shang Tsung: Our next kombatant will be...
MR CAGE!
Johnny: That's right. That's right! Now who's it gonna be?
Shang Tsung: REPTILE!
(Reptile uncloaks himself and jumps off of a building onto the battleground)
Johnny: Nice stunt, who's your agent?
Reptile: (Unintelligible Reptile noise)
(Johnny fights Reptile hand to hand. Reptile's agility gives him the ability to dodge a lot of Johnny's attacks, but Reptile wasn't able to keep up with his stamina)
Johnny: He got caged!
(The crowd is unresponsive)
Johnny: That's it! Ha ha! I'm so pretty!
(Liu Kang, Raiden, and Echo facepalm)
Johnny: (Points to random kombatants)
I'm taking you out! And I'm taking you out! And I'm taking you out! And I'm taking you out! And I'm taking you out! And I'm taking you out.... for dinner (Points at Sonya)
Sonya: Ugh (Rolls her eyes)
Shang Tsung: Now for your second challenge Mr. Cage, Baraka!
(Baraka takes a flying leap onto the ground)
Johnny: Okay, nice makeup. But is it really necessary? You might sweat it off
(Baraka pops his blades out)
Baraka: They will taste your flesh!
(Johnny fights Baraka. He has to be careful because of Baraka's blades, staying mainly on the defensive and waiting for a good opening to attack. Eventually Johnny gains the upper hand and knocks out Baraka, sustaining only minor injuries)
Johnny: Man, I love those blades! My producer has got to meet you, we're doing Tommy scissor fists and-
Shang Tsung: Congratulations, Mr. Cage.
FINISH HIM!
Johnny: Finish him? Yeah, right
Shang Tsung: KILL HIM!
Johnny: Woah, woah woah woah. Wait a sec. I'm not gonna kill anyone
(Everyone facepalms)
Deadpool: (Spits out his coffee in shock)
Shang Tsung: Very well. THE TOURNAMENT WILL RESUME AT DAWN!
Everyone: (Indistinct disappointment)
Johnny: What? That's it? Really? Now where did that hottie go?
Raiden: You fought well
Johnny: Thanks, nice hat
Liu Kang: You should be more respectful of Lord Raiden, he is the protector of earth realm, the god of thunder, the-
Johnny: Look, I don't know what kind of role-playing you guys are into but count me out
Liu Kang: This tournament is more than just a chance for personal glory. We are fighting for the very survival of earth realm
Johnny: What are you talking about?
Raiden: Your last opponent was a tarkatan, he was born with those blades
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Just a mortal kombat 9 fanfic (Rewrite)
FanfictionI don't own mortal kombat or any of its characters, but I did make one original character that is not actually in the game. His name is Echo. I just made this for fun and because I really have nothing better to do. This is the first installment of t...
