Dude,I’m a vampire!I don’t do human socialization!
“Alex.Alex,get up.”a sweet little voice said.
“Birdie?”I asked.
“No,me.”
I slowly opened my eyes and saw Renesmee.
“What’s wrong?”I asked,yawning.
“Nothing,except that Mommy got a call.”
“Don’t take this wrong,but why should I care?”
“Because-well,I think she should tell you.”
I yawned and sat up.Hm,no morning breath.Great!I don’t have to brush my teeth either!
“You should go downstairs,I’m going to change.”I said.
“Okay.”she walked out of the room.
I grabbed a black tank top that said,’Death=Broccoli’ and regular jeans.My feet made a small clicking noise as I made my way to the bathroom.My hair looked mostly fine.I combed it out though.Then I left and walked down the stairs.
“Good morning,sleepy head.”Esme said.
“‘Morning.”I said.
“Hey Alex!I need to ask you something!”Rosalie called.
I walked to her and said,“What?”
“Have you ever puked when you were a vampire?”
“No.”
“Why are you so concerned,Rose?”Emmett asked.
“Well,if she spews,then that means we spew too.”
“Pew!”Jacob said.I turned and was about to say,‘Grow up!’ when I saw him put a spoon into Nessie’s mouth.
“Well,even if I did,tat doesn’t mean you spew.And,besides,you must be oooo-”she glared at me before I could say old.
“Okay then.”
I sat down and watched Jacob feed Renesmee.I started getting bored so I went outside and started to spin around.I spun faster and faster and faster til I was at the speed where a kids would just puke right there.
“Alex!I need to talk to you!”Bella called.
I stopped spinning and stumbled.The world was spinning and I felt dizzy.But the feeling passed as quickly as it came and my vision was restored to it’s usual vampire-y ness.
“What’s going on?”I asked.
“I have some bad news.Well,bad for you.”she said,appearing in front of me.
“Well tell me!”
“My Dad called and said that he wants to come visit.”
“So?It’s not like he’s a human or something.”
“That’s the thing.He is.”
I took a moment to collect this.If he’s a human-oh,wait,I can just stay out of the way.
“And I kinda want you to meet him.”
I looked at her like she was crazy,which she was acting like.
“Are you CRAZY!?I can’t meet a HUMAN!I’m a freaking month old for Pete’s sake!”
“I think you’ll be fine.Renesmee’s first time went very well.”
“Yeah but she’s half vampire,half human!I have a quarter human blood.”
“I’m sure it’s going to be fine.”
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A Quarter Human(Twilight fanfic)
FanfictionThis takes place after breaking dawn.It's told by a young vampire named Alexandria who ran away from a orphanage in Virginia.She also ran away from her family.After two days she finds the Twilight gang and stays with them for a while.
