Hey-Ho, Crack Kiddos [Bnha Various x Reader]

EMOS UNITE

A/N:

un's:

Todoroki - Daddyissues101

Tokoyami - tWEETer

Jiro - LesboJams

Shinso - residentinsomniac

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HowdyhooHoes
has created a group chat

HowdyhooHoes
added residentinsomniac, Daddyissues101, and 2+
to group chat

HowdyhooHoes
has changed the group chat
name to EMOS UNITE

HowdyhooHoes:
yEET
IM GAY
AND IN DESPERATE
NEED OF COCK

tWEETer:
L/n, that doesn't
make any sense.

HowdyhooHoes:
yOu doNt mAkE anY
sEnSe

Daddyissues101:
fucking christ
she's drunk

HowdyhooHoes:
nO U
i just wanna talk to my
emo besties
is that too much to ask?

LesboJams:
coming from you? yes.

HowdyhooHoes:
fine then! i guess i'll take
my All Time Low concert
tickets elsewhere, then...

LesboJams:
waiT, CONCERT
TICKETS?!

Daddyissues101:
i didn't mean to call
you a whore that one
time, i promise-

tWEETer:
i ask you to remember
that dark shadow and i
bought you boba two
days ago

HowdyhooHoes:
and they all come
crawling back like
maggots to the rotting
carcass of run-over stray

HowdyhooHoes:
well, well, well
now you wanna talk?

Daddyissues101:
yes

tWEETer:
indeed

LesboJams:
always, baby

HowdyhooHoes:
mmhm. go on, beg
for it.

Daddyissues101:
you're my best friend,
and i love you. i promise
i'll get you merch with my
own money and not my
dad's if you let me go

tWEETer:
never have i wronged you.
you are the only person i
can tolerate, and your
presence is a blessing

LesboJams:
baby
baby girl
my sweetest
love
you know that you're my
one and only. i would stop
time for you.
i would fight any villain
that dare even look in
your direction.
please, honey
take me with you

HowdyhooHoes:
awahh, so sweet! hm...
i've gotta think about it now...
todoroki?

Daddyissues101:
you made the right choice

HowdyhooHoes:
sorry, you aren't coming
with me

Daddyissues101:
i take back NOT calling
you a whore

HowdyhooHoes:
Jiro, my dear?

LesboJams:
you're not taking me
either, are you?

HowdyhooHoes:
😌 👎🏽

LesboJams:
i regret all those times
i bullied you for wanting
to fuck gordon ramsey.

tWEETer:
Does this mean you'll
let Dark Shadow and
I join you?

HowdyhooHoes:
😉😘 Nope.

tWEETer:
Who will you take then?

HowdyhooHoes:
Hehehe

residentinsomniac:
i think you broke my
phone with notifications

HowdyhooHoes:
To answer your question,
Tokoyami
I'm taking Shinso 🥵👌🏽😈

residentinsomniac:
taking what?
my virginity?
is this a gangbang?

HowdyhooHoes:
I'm taking you to an
All Time Low concert,
babe

residentinsomniac:
😱🥺👉🏽👈🏽 you have my
uwus already, but you're
gonna take me
to a concert? marry me-

Daddyissues101:
fuck it, i'm killing him
before that happens

LesboJams:
i'm joining you on that.

tWEETer:
make it look like an
accident

residentinsomniac:
uhhh, y/n, when's the
concert?

HowdyhooHoes:
tonight. fortify your door
and windows
i might not get there before
they do
All Might be with you

residentinsomniac:
😰😪 All Might be with me

Daddyissues101:
Ding dong, bitch. We're here