Hey-Ho, Crack Kiddos [Bnha Various x Reader]

Psycho-Insomniac-Hoes

TRIGGER WARNING FOR A MEME NECROPHILIA, ABORTION, AND PEDOPHILIA(?)!!!

A/N:

un's:

psychogay - Monoma

residentinsomniac - Shinso

________________________

HowdyhooHoes
has created a group chat

HowdyhooHoes
added residentinsomniac and psychogay
to group chat

HowdyhooHoes
has changed the group chat
name to Psycho-Insomniac-Hoes

HowdyhooHoes:
what's up? my name is
jared, i'm 19, and i never
fucking learned how to
read

psychogay:
Ah, there she is. The
class 1-A screw up.

HowdyhooHoes:
at least i can still beat
your ass in mario kart,
you n00b

residentinsomniac:
what was that again,
/psychogay/?

psychogay:
This is why we do not
associate ourselves with
class 1-A.
They're a bunch of
crackheads.

HowdyhooHoes:
Heyy, I'm only a crackhead
when I'm horny.

residentinsomniac:
soooooo always???

HowdyhooHoes:
dONT JUDGE MY
SLUTTY ARSE, SHINSO
YOU KNOW YOU WANT
IT

psychogay:
I am disgusted by
your filthy carnal desires

residentinsomniac:
SAYS THE ONE WHO
WAS DROOLING OVER
HER NAKED ASS
YESTERDAY

HowdyhooHoes:
I TOLD YOU WE DONT
SPEAK OF THAT

psychogay:
I'm sorry, yOU cLaSs
1-A fiEnD

HowdyhooHoes:
imma whoop your
white boy ass if you
keep coming at me like
this, bitch

residentinsomniac:
oh jesus
monoma, believe her
she WILL beat you until
you look like midoriya did
after his fight with
todoroki in the sports fest,
except your arm won't be
the only things destroyed

psychogay:
... is this experience that
you're speaking from?

residentinsomniac:
it is, and i regret

HowdyhooHoes:
i eat the hearts of
crippled children for
breakfast

psychogay:
...
im regretting all
my life choices.

residentinsomniac:
Welcome to hell, where
we all struggle to find a
reason to live

HowdyhooHoes: