Hey-Ho, Crack Kiddos [Bnha Various x Reader]

Y/n's Queens ☺️🥰💕

A/N: We got our gals here! If I missed anyone you specifically want added, let me know, and i'll bring them in, in a new chapter.

Trigger Warning: M*neta

😂

the girl's un's:

Yao-momo ~ Waifu_Queen
Ochako ~ Ochacolate
Tsu ~ KermitDie
Mina ~ area51discoparty
jirou ~ LesboJams
Hagakure ~ boldassumption
Aoyama ~ FabulousQueenie

AOYAMA IS WITH US CUZ HE SPARKLEZZZZ <33

________________________

HowdyhooHoes has created
a group chat

HowdyhooHoes has added
Ochacolate, KermitDie, and
5+ to group chat

HowdyhooHoes has
changes the group
chat name to
My Queens ☺️🥰💕

HowdyhooHoes:
what's up, goddesses?

Ochacolate:
AHH HELLO SWEETIE
HOW WAS YOUR DAY
WOULD YOU LIKE
SOME CHOCOLATE
MILK

KermitDie:
Wow ochako
when did you
become y/n's
mother

boldassumption:
WILL U BE MY MAMA
TOO??

Ochacolate:
ofc!! u want some
chocolate milk too?

boldassumption:
yes plz!!

KermitDie:
is she your mama
or
your mOMMY

HowdyhooHoes:
no, she's just our mama
momo is my mommy 👀

Waifu_Queen:
mwahahaha, she's mine

Ochacolate:                                               
(*_*)
you know what
fine
i see how it is

HowdyhooHoes:
nonono (っóдò)っ
that's not how it is!

Ochacolate:
prove it

FabulousQueenie:
Please, do! ;)

HowdyhooHoes:
okokok, how?

area51discoparty:
KISS BAKUGOU

LesboJams:
listen to bubblegum
pop for a week *shivers*

Waifu_Queen:
SPAR with Bakugou.
no kissing.
u my baby.
i won't allow that germ
to poison you

KermitDie:
oOF
but streaking through
the common room
would be good...

FabulousQueenie:
While bakugou is
sleeping, sneak into
his room and cover his
hero costume with
sparkles >:))

LesboJams:
so it has to be with
bakugou
but what exactly?
we all gotta agree

area51discoparty:
hold up
uraraka should choose
since she was the one who was wronged 😔

Ochacolate:
Heck yeah 😈😈

HowdyhooHoes:
EeK mOmMy iM scArEd

Ochacolate:
i'll have mercy on
your soul, so be
grateful.
you only need to do
two things

HowdyhooHoes:
Of course, anything
for you, bb

KermitDie:
That is an extremely
poor decision, y/n

FabulousQueenie:
nono, go on. i'm intrigued.                     八(★ω★) 

Ochacolate:
1) streak through the
common room
2) bedazzle bakugou's
hero suit
it was good knowing
you ✌️

FabulousQueenie:
oh my! this is so delightful!
ive got just the right
sequins! i'll give them to
you afternoon class.
you can sneak into his
room at night and do it
then.

Ochacolate:
i'll tell you when it's
time to streak >:))

HowdyhooHoes:

welp-

area51discoparty:
oo! i'll help!! let me help!!

Ochacolate:
fine, you can help her,
but if it looks like
bakugou is about to
wake up, sell her out.
you see
she must atone for her
sins

KermitDie:
not even ashido's alien
Jesus can save y/n now.

HowdyhooHoes:
fine fine. but if you hear
bakugou murdering me,
just know i will haunt
you in your dreams forever.

Waifu_Queen:
Duly noted.

LesboJams:
but uraraka,
won't mineta be in
the common rooms, too?

boldassumption:
Ack! i don't want that
slimy pervert looking
at y/n's naked body!!

HowdyhooHoes:
oh shit
im actually scared now

FabulousQueenie:
he will never really have
a chance to experience
such...
promiscuous things.
I suppose I pity him for
that.

LesboJams:
ha, that little brat will
be forever alone

Ochacolate:
don't worry y/n. i'm not
that merciless. we'll make
sure m*neta is distracted.

HowdyhooHoes:
as long as i win your
love back, i'll be ok 😔💕

area51discoparty:
can't wait to see that
cute butt of yours on
display! >;) 🥵

HowdyhooHoes:
keep that up and i'll let you
see more than just my fine
ass 🥵😏💕👀

area51discoparty:
baby, you know i wouldnt
stop for the world 😘

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