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Hey-Ho, Crack Kiddos [Bnha Various x Reader]

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The bnha crack fic you never asked for! Everyone is gay for our f!reader, and hOLY SHIT WHEN DID THE VILLAINS GET HERE?!! For all you fellow Shigaraki fuckers, we got my Chapstick boi!! Pretty much all of our bois. I might make a separate one w/ the...

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Villainous Toast

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by BipolarGeist

by BipolarGeist

A/N: You and Dabi talk.

Aloso, I should clear up that in this, everyone in the league is younger, and everyone in class 1-A is older. More like 2-A. I realized my miscalculations, so I'll go back and edit when I get the chance so it's not completely illegal. Additionally, I would like to point out that the age of consent in Japan is 13, so nothing would be illegal here (I think).

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HowdyhooHoes:

wassup my crispy guy

PatchworkDoll:

fuck off

HowdyhooHoes:

PatchworkDoll:

Not in the mood to put up with your bullshit.

HowdyhooHoes:

Now you sound like Bakugou...

baby, what's wrong? tell me or I will march over to the base and touch you with Shiggy's disembodied hands.

PatchworkDoll:

HowdyhooHoes:

🥺🥺🥺

PatchworkDoll:

fine. now stop it with the sad faces.

look, my brother's bday was a while ago, and i missed it. he doesn't even know i'm alive and i just- i dont know. i wish i could be there for him.

HowdyhooHoes:

Todoroki Shoto, hm? Well, why don't I give him a birthday kiss for you?

Patchwork:

NOT A KISS WTF-

HowdyhooHoes:

HAHAHHA I JUST WANNA KISS HIS CUTE CANADIAN FLAG FACE

PatchworkDoll:

HowdyhooHoes:

OH SHUSH

PatchworkDoll:

Why does talking to you always make me feel better?

HowdyhooHoes:

I care about you, and you know it. That's why. School ends in a bit, can I come over after?

PatchworkDoll:

Sure. Sneak in through my window, though. I don't want to share you.

HowdyhooHoes:

Ofc, baby <333

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PatchworkDoll:

Thanks for everything, i guess.

HowdyhooHoes:

kyaaaa!!!! DABI LIKES MEEEE

PatchworkDoll:

dont make me regret ever talking to you

HowdyhooHoes:

Ohhh you love me and you know it. it's super late btw, did you not think i would be up?

PatchworkDoll:

whatever. it's fine. listen, just give Shoto a hug for me or something. DO NOT mention me, just. act like it's from you.

HowdyhooHoes:

aye aye, captain.

hey dabi?

PatchworkDoll:

what

HowdyhooHoes:

those are your shoes, right?

PatchworkDoll:

don't you dare say it-

HowdyhooHoes:

WHAT'RE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!!!!!