A Totally OP Gay in the Naruto World!

Chapter 3

Staring up at the walls of Konoha in amazement, Hideki couldn't help but wonder how he managed to get there. He had no sense of direction whatsoever, and definitely didn't follow any rivers. He would have noticed that.

Deciding to push past the fact that finding Konoha should have been impossible, Hideki approached the two ninja that were standing guard beside the entrance. One of the ninja noticed the stranger approaching them and blocked the way inside to the village. "State your business." Ninja #1 demanded.

Not stressing about anything like Hideki should, he simply felt disappointed. Was the ninja really going to start off his sentence with 'state your business?' Why not make the greeting cool? Say something like, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" like a man of culture would.

The ninja stared at the orange-haired male with an impatient look, already wanting to kick the kid away from the entrance to Konoha.

"Well, my business is I want to live here and become a Konoha ninja. So, can I be let in?" Hideki looked up with puppy-dog eyes, giving off an irresistible vibe. The two ninja blushed, gazing at the boy with awe-filled eyes. "Y-Yes, o-of course you can! I'll bring y-you to Hokage-sama!" Ninja #2 stuttered out, shifting to the side and gesturing towards the village entrance.

"Y-Yes! Follow him!" Ninja #1 said stiffly, resisting the urge to hug the blue-eyed male. Hideki nodded with a gentle smile, following Ninja #2 inside the village with a graceful posture, but on the inside he was cackling. 'Hehehe, who would've thought the 'Gay Lord' title would actually come in handy?'  

Secretly looking at his status, Hideki was mentally smirking as he admired his new favorite title. He never thought he would ever use it as it seemed ridiculous and useless, but it turned out to be the complete opposite.

[Hideki Uzumaki]

[Titles: Other Worlder, Cheater of Death, Time Stopper, Time Wizard, Uzumaki Beauty, Gay Lord, Gamer | Title Equipped: Gay Lord | Benefits: You will come off as irresistible to the male race, all while being the target of envy from all the ladies out there! You will be able to make men do your bidding, all for free, no cost whatsoever! But be careful, you never know when you may find yourself with a dedicated stalker~]

[Lvl 999,999/1,000,000]

[EXP: 10,000/1,000,000]

[STR: 35/1,000,000]

[VIT: 1,000,000/1,000,000]

[DEX: 1,000,000/1,000,000]

[INT: 1,000,000/1,000,000]

[WIS: 1,000,000/1,000,000]

[LUK: 2,000,025/3,000,000]

[HPR: 1,000,000/1,000,000]

[CPR: 1,000,000/1,000,000]

[Inventory: Earth Ninjutsu Scroll - Earth Release: Shadow Clone | Fuinjutsu Scroll: Fuinjutsu Trap]

Of course, the stalker bit was more than a little unsettling, but Hideki decided to ignore it like the naive little bitch he was. 'I heard that... Anyway, moving on. With this surprisingly useful title, I will now be able to get whatever I want from any man. Don't think the dirty way, I'm too young for that. But I may be able to get connections with a few citizens and get to making those Dilly Bars.' Hideki mentally laughed triumphantly, purposely ignoring Ninja #2's constant glances back at him.

'I'm too dedicated,' Hideki realized, but he didn't seem disappointed with that. 'But dedication means progressing through life easier.'

Oh, how wrong he was about that. Believe it or not, people can be a little too dedicated...

"Ahem. We're here. I'll go in and inform Hokage-sama, you can wait out here. I'll only be a minute." Hideki smiled and nodded at Ninja #2's words mindlessly, not really paying attention to what he was saying. While the ninja went inside of the office, the Uzumaki sat down on a nearby chair and opened his status once again.

Knowing that he was going to need to learn at least two jutsu before he can become a well-ranked ninja, Hideki pressed on the Earth scroll in his inventory and clicked on the pop-up that said 'Learn.' He repeated this process for the Fuinjutsu scroll that he got from another mission he picked up on the way to Konoha.

Placing his 10,000 EXP into his strength stat, he sighed in satisfaction as his strength was now up to 45 but he now had 0 EXP. Though he didn't really need it for anything other than leveling up his lacking strength.

Hearing the door click open, Hideki gazed in that direction, curious as to whether or not he was allowed to stay. The ninja smiled warmly, "Hokage-sama wishes to speak to you privately. Head on in."

Hideki nodded, entering the office without hesitance, but his eyes widened in shock as he saw who was sitting at the desk. Noticing he had lost his composure for a minute, he quickly adopted an innocent look with the help of 'Gay Lord.'

'Ah, so this is before the Kyuubi attack. My body is fourteen years old right now, so does that mean I'm around the same age as Kakashi? Sweet. Let's just hope I don't die on October 11th.' The orange-haired male's smile twitched a little, something that Minato didn't fail to miss.

"Hokage-sama," Hideki greeted, bowing at a perfect 90 degree angle. "It's nice to meet you. May I ask what your name is?" Minato gave a warm closed-eyed smile, not giving away any hint that he knew the boy was hiding something. "My name is Hideki Uzumaki, it's nice to meet you, Hokage-sama." Said boy introduced, straightening up from his once bowing position.

'An Uzumaki? Kushina...' Minato thought, eyes narrowing a little before returning to normal. "Hideki... that's a wonderful name. Please, take a seat." Hideki nodded and sat down on a well-cushioned chair, getting comfortable immediately. 

The Yellow Flash's gaze turned serious. "Now tell me, what are you hiding? What are your true intentions for being in this village?" Hideki flinched a little, letting out an exasperated and slightly nervous sigh. "Wah~ I knew I wouldn't be able to hide it from Hokage-sama. You saw through me sooner than I expected. The truth is..."

Hideki leaned forward, his hands now in his lap, stiff. "I'm not here to inflict harm to the village or it's citizens, but I decided going to Konoha is the best decision for my situation..." He trailed off, averting his gaze.

"And what's your situation?" Minato raised an eyebrow. "Well... I'mfromanotherworldandIdon'tknowhowIgotherebutIhavenoideawhattodoorwheretogoandthetreesareaftermeandI'vehadconstantcravingsforDillyBars- Life is hard and the trees can go screw themselves." Hideki finished with tears brimming his eyes.

Minato chuckled nervously, sweatdropping. "Could you repeat that... but slower?" Hideki gained a surprised pikachu face but nodded, "Ahem. I'm from another world and I don't know how I got here, but I have no idea what to do or where to go and the trees are after me, and I've had a constant craving for Dilly Bars! I also forgot to mention that I didn't know which direction of the river I should follow when looking for villages so I was really confused and then I ran into Iwagakure ninja and then I discovered I had some weird power where I can control time and, and- and I'm rambling. Sorry." Hideki said, an apologetic smile on his face.

"No, it's fine, and I think I understand your situation... mostly. Can you go into more detail about you being from another world?" Hideki nodded, beginning his long explanation as to what's happened to him.

'Wait, what are Dilly Bars?' Minato questioned, confused.