My Book of Randomness | 2020 edition

I'll admit

I'll admit...

I'm kinda 'obssessed' with Wonderland-

It's kinda because I haven't been out in a while so I started dreaming of the outside...

And also Wonderland sometimes...

I also may or may not kinda have Alice in Wonderland Syndrome...

Which distorts my sight and everything...

Well... When I was little, I've always been 'obssessed' with fairytales and all that stuff...

Maybe... Maybe it kinda... I don't know... Stayed with me growing up...?

I just don't honestly know.

Alice in Wonderland was one of my most favourite fairytales of all time.

And it still is.

I just really love it. The way that things always made no sense, no logic, no nothing.

It's just... I may look like a person who's serious but... I'm not.

My mind is actually not at all logical or sane.

When I lose my sanity I get crazy, and say things like,

"When up is down and down is up, which one is which then?"

I also say,

"Sometimes, anywhere can be nowhere, and everywhere could be anywhere, which could be nowhere, and nowhere could be everywhere and anywhere!"

"Just keep turning left, then turn 6 times to the right, then turn 8 times to the left, then turn 9 more times to the left, then right, then left, then up-side-down.... And then you'll arrive at your destination!"

Sometimes I giggle out of nowhere and creep my family out.

Or I just disappear out of nowhere and appear from behind someone's back and involuntarily scare them.

So they ask me, "where did you come from?!" Or, "where were you?!"

I just answer, "I am everywhere, which can be anywhere, which can be nowhere, which can be everywhere and anywhere," and shrug, leaving my 'victim' confused,

Then, like the Cheshire Cat, I disappear, with a smile~

Like what I'm about to do now,

Goodbye, and like the Cheshire Cat, I will disappear, with a smile~