He did a crime!-

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My dad: *calls*

my mum: who was dat?

me: *checks phone* dad

My mum: answer da call!!!

Me: ok ok ok yeesh *answers call*

my dad: hellllooooooo-

me: -_- wot-

my dad: wheres mom?

me: *gives phone to mum*

my mum: oh hello! u brought food in ur cabin?

me: wait- isnt dat illegal?

my dad: yes

me: O_O

also me: HE DID A CRIMEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!-

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