Tato was laying on her bed one night bored when she heard some noise coming from outside. She was curious to what this was so she went on hopping to her window, where she saw a misterious shape.
"What is this?" she thought
The black figure had a ridiculously big hat, a cane and a what seemed to be a monocule. Sound familiar?
...Of course not. Why would it?
The misterious figure suddenly started doing the Gangnam style and singing the Harlem Shake... because why not?
Tato looked in discust
"What is this shit?!?! D':
The figure then started twerking and Peter Pan arrived throwing stacks at it!
Potato looked with even more discust
"SPAWN OF SATAN!" DDDD':
The figure then turned towards the window and stared straight at Tato. Tato gulped in fear, she could feel her Kawai cheeks soaked with sweat. The figure smiled and took a photo of a chocolate bar out of it's hat.
Tato looked straight at it drowling; when the figure squashed the picture with a desisive grip. Potato fell back in shock.
"Nuuuuuuuu!!!!"
Then she looked again. The strange figure squashed the picture of a Mountain Dew.
"T-that monster!!!!"
The figure then moonwalked to the distance and took of on his beautiful unicorn.
Potato full of fear went back into her bed and covered herself in her blanket, she had just witnessed the horror of a thousand JBs.
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Kawai Potato- The Little Potato that Could
RandomWell she was a potato, and she could do stuff! Follow Tato through her fabulous adventures as she potates life! (Whatever comes to mind) -This is a stupid little random project I came up with on the spot in order for me to get practice writing with...
