Tato was out in the field hunting. There where multyple reports of player killers around that area. However, Potato usualy just stood still there and they would confuse her for an ordinary field item.
"Nobody suspects the potato."
However one day a criminal picked her up.
He checked for an item description and fucking accurately enough
"OH MY GAWD IT'S A GRADE S INGREDIENT!"
"W-wut?" Potato trembled.
Suddenly, he heard a voice coming from behind...
"Mah Anaconda don't..."
"Aw shit..."
The bigass black siluette with evil eyes stood behind him.
"UNLESS YU GOT BUNS HUN!"
"Oh MY GOD! IT'S SIR MIX-A-LOT! THE PLAYER RAPER!"
Sir Mix-A-Lot had grown to be quite feared within SAO even by Player Killers, for he was known to have raped 20 virgin asses within SAO.
The player killer took out a blue teleport crystal and yelled.
"Teleport! Narnia!"
And so he disapeared. Some say Sir Mix-A-Lot followed him to his inn room. Some say not. But one thing is for certain: Sir Mix-A-Lot's heart grew 10 times that day.
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Kawai Potato- The Little Potato that Could
DiversosWell she was a potato, and she could do stuff! Follow Tato through her fabulous adventures as she potates life! (Whatever comes to mind) -This is a stupid little random project I came up with on the spot in order for me to get practice writing with...
