Tato was laying on her bed bored. Thinking about what anime she would like to watch next. When she fell asleep, the black figure came from under her bed. Poor little potato may be fabs, but she forgot to leave the door open with the hallway light on.
EVERYTHING in this fond from here on is totaly irrelevant to the story or your life. So don't give three shits about it .3.
Why would a light keep monster from crawling from under your bed? Why would it not? It's shiny. Mithology shows shiny is good. Well, exept if there's a fat guy that looks like he watches MLP all day offering you shiny stuff to get in his van... you'll probably wake up inside a pony outfit in a field with very horny horses looking at you like the last f*cking airbender and that sick bastard looking from the distance in his van. That bitch just wanted some free pony porn... F*ck Potato... I need to talk about her
The figure put potato inside his hat and said
"I fucking got mahself a potato. A potato... Why am I kidnaping a potato... What am I doing with mah life..."
Potato woke up inside the hat. Rather then being scared about being inside a strangers Mad Hatter ripoff hat, felt like Batman. And thats cool cause Batman is awesome.
What will happen to potato? Will she become a part of a delicioud omlet?! Will she finaly get over her fear of twerking?!
All of this questions (exept for the last one) will be answered! When I f*cking feel like it! :'D
Nha just kidding, probably tomorow.
The next chapter is gonna take place in an anime world. You get to choose which...
(if anybody actually read this) xD
P.S. Sorry for it being bad. I felt a little down and I wasnt trying my best
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Kawai Potato- The Little Potato that Could
SonstigesWell she was a potato, and she could do stuff! Follow Tato through her fabulous adventures as she potates life! (Whatever comes to mind) -This is a stupid little random project I came up with on the spot in order for me to get practice writing with...
