Summary: Mickey and Ian start texting and don't realize they know each other in person.
Tw: sexual thoughts
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MickMilk has added you as a friend!
GayJesus has accepted your friend request!Ian: hello :D
Mickey is typing...
Mickey: tf is that face
Ian: ):
Mickey: your frowns r backwards
Ian: I-
Ian: no they're not
Mickey: :( is the right way
Ian: oh hush
Ian: who even r u?
Mickey: someone
Mickey: who r u?
Ian: a nobody 😔✊
Mickey: get rid of those emojis
Ian: why 😊
Mickey: emojis make me mad
Ian: what's wrong with them?
Mickey: literally everything
Mickey: they make me wanna punch a wall
Ian: Oo, tough fella
Mickey: stfu
Ian: hey, u added me!! This is ur fault
Mickey: clearly it was a mistake too
Ian: 0: I'm very insulted Mick
Mickey: don't call me that
Ian: why not Mick 😏
Mickey: I will find your address and cut off all your fingers
Ian: tough boi
Mickey: shut up
Ian: hey there Mickey you're so fine 🎵
Mickey: goodbye
Ian: NO I'M SORRY
Ian: COME BACK STRANGER!!!!
Mickey: fuck. Off.
Ian: ))): I just wanna be friends
Mickey: then stop being annoying
Ian: but it's who I am 😔
Mickey: well fuck you
Ian: you wish
Mickey: I stg I will kill you
Ian: how old r u?
Mickey: none of your fucking business
Ian: please tell me you're not like, twelve or some shit
Mickey: pfFT I'm older than that fucker
Ian: how old
Mickey: old enough to call me an adult
Ian: elder or adult? Or young adult???
Mickey: why do u care?
Ian: why not? Why can't I make some fellow online friends
Mickey: it was a big mistake to add you
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionHere's a bunch of oneshots full of Ian and Mickey! They may suck since I'm terrible at coming up with ideas but hey, that's A okay my friends! Requests are open! There probably be some spelling errors!