[changbin /// felix]
felix
almost 40
changbin
your age?
felix
stfu
i
am
a
child
changbin
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ahhhh
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felix
wut the hell
changbin
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z
o
m
m
e
r
felix
zommer
[felix has changed their name to zommer]
changbin
this is bummying
bully im
book big
volleying
bullying
zommer
no, this is patrick
pathetic*
changbin
my fingers are cold
zommer
then warn them up
warm
dang it's contagious
changbin
it's-
*incoherent suppering intensifies*
sputtering*
zommer
oml
im going to start laughing if you keep this up
changbin
hhhhhh
how would i even warm up my fingers
this is a math test for crying out loud
zommer
i dont hear anyone crying
changbin
STOP
BEING
SUCH
A
SMART
ASS
zommer
not possible
changbin
...
zommer
when i was being formed in the womb
all the braincells went south
maybe bc i was born in australia the brain cells went down under too
and now the only smart part of me is my ass
oh
that rhymed
changbin
what part of that:
a) makes sense
b) rhymes
?
zommer
a) the whole thing, grandpa
b) smart part fart
fart because it's an ass
changbin
you-
zommer
-are so creative?
-are so handsome?
-have captured my heart?
changbin
no
you make me lose faith in our species
im going back to the test
zommer
okay bye grandpa
changbin
bye zommer
YOU ARE READING
OH, IT'S ON :: changlix ✔︎
FanfictionIn which two boys are allowed to text each other during a math test. • ➪ spinoff of RACE ME? :: minsung ➪ this can be understood without reading RACE ME?, though :) • • • • • • started: Apr. 24, 2020 finished: May 19, 2020 extra chapters finished:...
