OH, IT'S ON :: changlix ✔︎

-6

[grandpa mwah /// sOZmMber]

grandpa mwah
that was an awkward minute of not saying anything lmao

sOZmMber
yeah
'twas an awkward silence

(a/n: that was a painfully obvious reference to type out; i'm so sorry)

grandpa mwah
yup

sOZmMber
mhm

grandpa mwah
jeez
let's stop with these awkward answers

sOZmMber
oki

grandpa mwah
u good?
this was a multiple choice test, not a short answer one

sOZmMber
pfft lame joke
i choose b then

grandpa mwah
why b?

sOZmMber
b for binnie

grandpa mwah
why not c for changbin

sOZmMber
i don't know anyone named changbin
i only know chinnie
binnie*
huh
i can choose c for chinnie

grandpa mwah
WTF
WHYYYYYYYY

sOZmMber
idk
when you were describing yourself to me you mentioned your chin
so when i saw you i had to see if it was as gmarvelous as you said

grandpa mwah
is it?

sOZmMber
yes
i was not disappointed

grandpa mwah
i made sure you wouldn't be

sOZmMber
too bad

grandpa mwah
what

sOZmMber
i did

grandpa mwah
did what

sOZmMber
b

grandpa mwah
be what

sOZmMber
what

grandpa mwah
what

sOZmMber
i chose b

grandpa mwah
oh
..what

sOZmMber
what
idk

grandpa mwah
oh lord
we need help

sOZmMber
this test destroyed any hope of regrowing brain cells

grandpa mwah
what are those

sOZmMber
not the time for a vine
hey that rhymed
wait no it didn't

grandpa mwah
i'm getting gmajor flashbacks

sOZmMber
g, a, b, c, d, e, f#, g

grandpa mwah
good one

sOZmMber
thanks
i made it myself

grandpa mwah
sigh

sOZmMber
five point zero minutes left now
that's almost four point zero
which is almost three point zero
which is almost two point zero
which is almost one point zero
which is almost zero point zero
which is almost negative one point zero
which is almost negative one point one
which is almost negative one point two
which is almost negative one point three
which is almost negative one point four
which is almost negative one point five
which is almost negative one point six
which is almost negative one point seven
which is almost negative one point eight
which is almost negative one point nine
which is almost negative two point zero

. . .

sOZmMber
are you going to stop me or just watch

grandpa mwah
i wanted to see how long it would take you to stop yourself

sOZmMber
well now it's four minutes
no thanks to you

grandpa mwah
i don't control how time passes

sOZmMber
that's what they all say
they all lie