[binnie /// zommer]
zommer
ooooo
two things
1- we played 20 questions wrong; it's a guessing game ;-;
2- wanna play would you rather
binnie
1- oh welp
2- sure
zommer
oki u go first
binnie
what no
you first
zommer
no
i came up with the idea
you go first
binnie
...................
fine
uh
would you rather..
hmm
be stuck in a room by yourself for ten hours
or be stuck in a room with your greatest enemy for 5 hours
zommer
jfc what website did this question come from
by myself for ten hours
i don't fancy being in a room with KiM YaSoO for five hours
binnie
kim.. yasoo... ???
zommer
nvm
not relevant
ok
would you rather
fite 10 duck-sized horses
or 1 horse-sized duck
binnie
bro we're getting these off of google aren't we
zommer
no shhh
we can't use google during the test remember
only this messaging app
binnie
oh yeah
we're totally coming up with these
zommer
yes
answer the question tho
binnie
a horse-sized duck would probably eat me
so the duck-sized horses is what i choose
zommer
hmmmm
interesting decision
binnie
watch as you have like 29489457 duck-sized horse stuffed animals at your house or apartment or parents' basement or whatever
and you attack me with them
zommer
ahahaha
i wasn't planning on it
but now that you mention it
i have quite the collection of plastic horses
binnie
pLASTIC
zommer
yes, grandpa
i understand that plastic wasn't a thing when you were born
heck, the plastic in my horses probably used to be a dinosauce friend of yours
dinosauce*
dinosauce**
you know what i mean
binnie
..yeah no
we're going to ignore the fact that you threatened me with plastic horses
then called me a dinosaur
zommer
sigh
your turn
binnie
okiee
would you rather
wait i text like a 12 yr old with twitter wtf
zommer
i mean same
binnie
hhhhhhhhh
okay
would you rather
not have elbows
or
not have knees
zommer
what the fun
what the literal fun
changbin
binnie
grandpa
what the fun
binnie
wdym
zommer
who the fun
what the fun
where the fun
when the fun
why the fun
how the fun
binnie
'twas solely a question ;-;
no need to attack me with censored curses
zommer
shhh
the 12 yr olds are watching
binnie
whAT
zommer
oh nothing
binnie
sure
answer "the q"
zommer
fine
i'd rather not have knees
because then i could wiggle like i've never wiggled before
binnie
eye
what
zommer
wait i can also choose not to have eyes
you didn't tell me that was an option
binnie
if it was an option....
would you choose it?
zommer
yes
binnie
uh oh
i don't like how wuickly you answered that
zommer
i don't like how you made up a new word
but you don't see me complaining
binnie
you're literally complaining just by saying that
and it wAS A TYPO
zommer
tf no shut uppppp
i want to wiggle
binnie
no
zommer
:(
binnie
:)
zommer
fine
no wiggling for now
binnie
finally some respect
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FanfictionIn which two boys are allowed to text each other during a math test. • ➪ spinoff of RACE ME? :: minsung ➪ this can be understood without reading RACE ME?, though :) • • • • • • started: Apr. 24, 2020 finished: May 19, 2020 extra chapters finished:...
