Olive: *wheeze*
Alastor: NO!!!
Val: wait but who would go first?
Olive: about that...
Alastor: GOD DAMMIT.
Olive: if I make the rest then here is the order.
Me and radiooooo
Charlie and Vaggie
Husk and Rainboom
Ashley and Mike
Who is Ed with?Ed: nobody
Olive: who do you like
Ed: I don't know who do I like?
Olive: ok then... we will establish the rest later
Alastor: *slowly backing away*
Olive: *runs over* I will get you to love me no matter the cost
Alastor: ugh. Let's get this over with, shall we?
Ed: *gets timer ready*
Alastor: ugh... let me entertain you. *smiles in a sinister way*
Olive: hHhHhHhhHHhhHhH YES
Alastor: *walks in closet with Olive*
Olive: *sits on lap*
Ed: *closes door and starts timer*
Alastor: *eyes glow red and kisses*
Olive: *closes eyes and blushes like a tomato*
Alastor: *holds waist*
Olive: *sorta plays with his hair*
Alastor: *begins to blush a little*
Olive: *notices* HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
Alastor: (I'm writing this and smiling so much and this next line is pretty much required to me) I guess she isn't so bad... I guess maybe she does have a chance with me
Olive: *opens eyes and hugs while kissing still*
Alastor: shit. She's into it. Uhhh.... *picks up and starts to make out*
Olive: I'm in love
Alastor: *pins to wall and bites ear*
Olive: this is the sexiest shit ever
Alastor: *takes off jacket*
Olive: you love me, don't you?
Alastor: shut up... *kisses*
7 minutes later
Ed: *opens closet door to see alastor pushing Olive against the wall and still kissing* HOLY FUCK
Angel: kinky~
Husk: *smirks at alastor*
Charlie: *ship noises*
Alastor: *pulls away from Olive* heh
Olive: *tomato*
Mike: I have no words
Ashley: *smiles* so al, you really fell for her?
Alastor: *looks at olive* in a sense
Olive: YES!!!!!! *hugs*
Alastor: *pats back*
Olive: *leans head on alastors chest and reads comment* next up is Vaggie and Charlie!
Vaggie: *blushes*
Charlie: *looks at her seductively* well?
Vaggie: *wheeze*
Charlie: *takes hand into closet*
Mike: *starts timer* ok they are so FRIKEN cute
Ashley: I KNOW RIGHT
Val: *smirks*
Rainboom: what's the look for
Val: I'm pretty sure they were already together and didn't tell us
7 minutes later
Charlie: *busts closet open* THAT WAS THE BEST 7 MINUTES OF MY LIFE
Vaggie: *nods and passes out*
Charlie: *picks up*
Olive: now we have none other than Rainboom and husk!!
Rainboom: *blushing white*
Husk: *slightly intoxicated* ok then, c'mere baby
Rainboom: *blushing hysterically* HOLY PISS HE CALLED ME BABY
Husk: well, c'mon *pulls her in closet and smirks* I must warn ye, I get pretty fuckin comfortable pretty fuckin fast
Ashley: alright, time starts... now
Husk: *closes closet door* ready?
Rainboom: *nods*
Husk: Alright *immediately makes out*
Rainboom: *kissing back, happier than ever*
Husk: *pins her to wall and presses pelvis into her*
Rainboom: holy shit he's hot *wraps arms around his waist*
Husk: *purrs*
Rainboom: holy shit he's adorable too
Husk: *gets somewhat touchy* *moans*
Rainboom: *flustered as hell*
Husk: *sits down*
Rainboom: *wraps legs around him*
7 minutes later
Ashley: *opens door and sees husk kissing, licking, and biting Rainbooms neck*
Rainboom: *softly moaning*
Ashley: YO WHAT THE FUCK
Angel: SHIT AND I THOUGHT AL WAS KINKY
Vaggie: woah!
Husk: EHEM. Well. You were a blast, baby
Rainboom: *blushing like a maniac* Y-you too
Mike: *pulls ash into closet* MY TURN!!!
Ashley: *giggles and kisses*
7 minutes later
Ashley: *walks out* HE WHISPERED OH ASHLEY SO MANY TIMES
Mike: it was still wholesome
Angel: I wanna make out with someone!
Valentino: *is behind angel* you know I'm always open, AngelCakes
Angel: *paranoid* y-yeah... *kisses once*
Valentino: that's right
Ed: What the hell are you doing to Angel?
Angel: it's fine he's my... boss...
Valentino: pimp.
Olive: *still hugging alastor* well, thank you very much for the dare, Limelovestowrite
Alastor: *still kinda blushing*
After writing this I feel at peace lol
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Hazbin Hotel Ask or Dare
HumorYeah this is like my Undertale one. Let me know of you want me to include someone or a character