Hazbin Hotel Ask or Dare

26

Alastor: every demon but me can go first

Olive: ok?? I don't have many secrets except for the fact that when I was a FRIKEN tsundere I would deny the fact that I liked anyone but I actually liked-

Ed: alastor we know

Olive: no

Mike: what?!

Olive: *cough* uhh it was Ed

Ed: whAt

Olive: NEXT

Angel: I'm also a prostitute not just a pornstar

Charlie: I had a teeeenie tiiiiiny crush on alastor for a minute when he offered to help because I thought he was very charming when he sang

Vaggie: *gives alastor death stare*

Alastor: Uh-

Vaggie: I don't have secrets. All I am disappointed of is that before Viv came up with charlie and I being together-

Mike: TOGETHER?!

Val: I KNEW IT

Charlie: 0_0

Vaggie: oops...

Vaggie:

Vaggie:

Vaggie: anyway

Vaggie:

Vaggie: so the original idea was um... Angel and I... were gonna... be... a... couple.

Angel: *gag* WHAT

Ashley: it's true

Vaggie: moving on

Husk: I had a crush on Rainboom for like

Husk:

Husk: forever

Rainboom: *blushing like a maniac*

Val: I tried so hard to make Olive mad the first time I got a room

Olive: WELL IT FUCKING WORKED

Alastor: settle down, dear

Rainboom: I Uh... when I'm super happy, my hair will turn into an actual rainbow rather than a dark and faded one.

Husk: oh... *smirks and kisses*

Rainboom: •v• *hair slightly lightens*

Husk: Damn.. *gets touchy and feels her boo- I mean no-no square*

Rainboom: *hair lightens a little more*

Husk: DAMMIT- you know what, c'mere *grabs hand and takes to his office* there *closes blinds and tackles Rainboom seductively*

Olive:

Olive: woah

Mike: Al?

Alastor: I...

Alastor:

Alastor: I don't know how to say this...

Alastor:

Alastor: *looks at Olive*

Olive: yes?

Alastor:

Ashley: dude spit it out

Alastor: *quickly* i liked Olive a little even before she liked me and still did until yesterday when the whole thing happened

Olive: *panic attack*

Alastor: *looks down*

Olive: *tackles and kisses*

Alastor: 9/10

Olive: *squeezes*

Mike: I tried to seduce Ashley before we were together

Ashley: PPFFFTTTT

Mike: like yours is any worse

Ashley: good point, whenever we were in the studio for voice acting, I would get kinda turned on whenever you did your seductive AngelDust voice

Mike:

Mike:

Mike: *angeldust voice* oh, Ashley~

Ashley: *verbal keyboard smash* JEJJRJRNDJDKSMSIODKSNEJIDDNNDGEKDMC MZNBXNCPWOEIRURUKSKSJSHS

Ed: this one is uhh...

Ed:

Ed: I sorta...

Ed: *gulp* I was in love with Ashley when I met her

Ashley: WHAT

Mike: WHAT

Ed: :3

Ashley: are you still??

Ed: no I stopped a week after I found out you and mike got together

Ashley:

Ashley: you fucking-

Mike: well.. before this gets out of hand, thank y-

Husk: *barges our of office, fur messy*

Rainboom: *follows behind, blushing like crazy, shirt only halfway on, hair messy but a bright rainbow*

Angel: you. Had. SEX.

Husk: no, but close

Angel: oh just kinky bullshit

Husk: *nods*

Mike: wow. Um... *looks at Rainboom*

Ed: Uh.. rainy, you look like you just got done with a prostitution job.

Rainboom: *nods*

Mike: umm... thank you so much, Limelovestowrite !! We hope that did it!