Alastor: oh, Ashley!!!
Ashley: *wheeze* what, al?
Alastor: how do you make holy water?
Ashley: how
Alastor: you boil the hell out of it!! AHHAHAHAH!!
Ashley: *dies*
Ed: hey Olive
Olive: yes?
Ed: why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Olive: *holding back laughter* why
Ed: it would be a foot
Olive: BAHAHAHAHAHHKFKFJEJDJEODN
Alastor: MICHAEL!!!
Mike: what's up, al?
Alastor: what do you call a cow with no legs?
Mike: I don't know, what
Alastor: GRRROUND BEEF!!
Mike: Jesus Christ
Ed: hey angie
Angel: yes, Ed?
Ed: I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day
Angel: GOD FUCKING DAMMI-
Alastor: charlie?
Charlie: yeah, al?
Alastor: you know why you can't have a horse?
Charlie: shit why
Alastor: THEN IT WOULD BE A CHARLIE HORSE!
Charlie: *facepalm*
Ed: vaggie
Vaggie: Ugh, What
Ed: I got a chicken and an egg off of Amazon, I'll let you know
Vaggie: *flips table* IM SO FUCKING DOOOONE-
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HumorYeah this is like my Undertale one. Let me know of you want me to include someone or a character