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Alastor: oh, Ashley!!!

Ashley: *wheeze* what, al?

Alastor: how do you make holy water?

Ashley: how

Alastor: you boil the hell out of it!! AHHAHAHAH!!

Ashley: *dies*

Ed: hey Olive

Olive: yes?

Ed: why can't a nose be 12 inches long

Olive: *holding back laughter* why

Ed: it would be a foot

Olive: BAHAHAHAHAHHKFKFJEJDJEODN

Alastor: MICHAEL!!!

Mike: what's up, al?

Alastor: what do you call a cow with no legs?

Mike: I don't know, what

Alastor: GRRROUND BEEF!!

Mike: Jesus Christ

Ed: hey angie

Angel: yes, Ed?

Ed: I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day

Angel: GOD FUCKING DAMMI-

Alastor: charlie?

Charlie: yeah, al?

Alastor: you know why you can't have a horse?

Charlie: shit why

Alastor: THEN IT WOULD BE A CHARLIE HORSE!

Charlie: *facepalm*

Ed: vaggie

Vaggie: Ugh, What

Ed: I got a chicken and an egg off of Amazon, I'll let you know

Vaggie: *flips table* IM SO FUCKING DOOOONE-

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