Hazbin Hotel Ask or Dare

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Olive: al, I think we should probably explain what type of relationship we share

Alastor: alright, dear

Olive: so, you can start

Alastor: I believe it or not was the first one who fell in love with her, but i wasn't one to show it. Ah, and I am Asexual, but that doesn't mean Aromantic. I enjoy being with someone in romantic situations, and yes I do find pleasure in the feeling of sex and masturbation, although I don't see the point in it so I would rather not do it

Olive: that was.. very.. detailed- but yes all of that is true. I have always been very obsessed with al but I never thought he would actually love me back. I didn't know that he wasn't aromantic, so I was eccentric when we officially starting dating.

Alastor: *nervous* so eh, shall we get into the sexual interpretations?? Heheh?

Olive: right... uh... we have both seen each other naked and I don't know if what we did counts as sex? Well, yes it was sex, but not in the full entirety.

Alastor: *begins to quietly laugh*

Olive: al I swear to satan

Alastor: *laughing harder*

Olive: AL

bEEeEeEeEEp

Olive: so, it was still sex but it wasn't really pleasurable because we were laughing the entire time

Alastor: *wheeze*

Olive: AL

Alastor: *quiet wheeze* s-sorry

Olive: so anyway

Alastor: *trying not to laugh*

Olive: WHAT IS SO FUNNY

Alastor: BECAUSE WHEN IT HAPPENED YOU MADE A FUNNY NOISE

Olive: IS THAT IT

Alastor: WH- NO

Olive: WHAT

Alastor: also you touched my *wheeze* tail and I'm ticklish there so I started laughing and you started laughing and I couldn't stop laughing and-

Olive: ok forget it, al wanna talk about your... kink?

Alastor: *blushes* I don't have on

Olive: *leans closer* yeah~ yeah you do~

Alastor: *ehem* I like it when my ears are rubbed

Olive: and~?

Alastor: I like to see girls in fishnets

Olive: *kisses cheek* that's right

Alastor: and what is it that you like, my dear~

Olive: .... *blushing like a maniac*

Alastor: darling, we all know you like something.

Olive:

Alastor:

Olive:

Alastor: Olivia?

Olive: I really.... really.... like when guys give me a lap dance.

Alastor: good girl

Olive: HEY YOU DID IT FOR ME BEFORE

Alastor: I didn't ask

Olive: I think that addresses the relationship we are in, if you have any questions about us don't hesitate to ask