Hazbin Hotel Ask or Dare

56

Olive: HIDE NOW!! ILL COUNT TO 666!!

Everyone: shit shit shit *running away*

666 seconds later

Olive: ALRIGHT FUCKERS IM COMING!!

Charlie and Vaggie: *hiding in the unlit fireplace*

Husk and Rainboom: *hiding behind the bar*

Val and Owl: *hiding in the broom closet*

Katie: *"hiding" in the kitchen smoking a cigarette*

Tom: *hiding in one of the cabinets*

Alastor, Baxter, and Angel: *hiding in the crawl space on the rooftop*

Sir Pen: *hiding behind the curtains*

Sidney: *on the third floor panicking*

Ed, Mike, and Ashley: *hiding in Olives office and snooping around*

Olive: ok... *scans perimeter* i wonder where sir pentious could be... hmmm...

Sir pen: heheh... she has no idea-

Olive: *pulls back curtains* hi

Sir pen: GOD DAMMIT.

Olive: *sees Katie through kitchen window* Katie?

Sir Pen: OLIVIA!! I FOUND KATIE!!

Olive: good job, pen.

Sir pen: *legitimately proud of himself*

Katie: *doesnt care* oh no. You found me.

Olive: whatever. Come help us look now, maybe you'll have some fun.

Katie: ok. By the way, toms hiding in the cabinet. *kicks one of the cabinets*

Tom: hey! ow! *gets out*

Olive: alright, let's go *walks through bar* I found husk and Rainboom!!

Rainboom: Dammit

Husk: shit *follows them*

Husk: *looks over at fire place* *sees vaggie and charlie*

Charlie: *shaking head*

Vaggie: *drawing finger against neck*

Husk: *smirks* I FOUND CHARLIE AND VAGGIE

Vaggie: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

Charlie: Ugh

Olive: nice job husk! C'mon guys

Charlie: okay!

Olive: *opens staircase door* anyone in here? No? Ok *opens broom closet* hey

Owl: I told you we should have hid somewhere else!

Val: oh whatever!!

Olive: I'm gonna put my hat and jacket in my office so I don't have to carry it around

Ash: shit shit shit hide!!

Ed: shit ok

Olive: *walks to office* ash? Your ears are sticking out

Ashley: FUCK

Olive: is that means mike and Ed are probably with you too... *opens filing cabinet* mike?! How did you even- nevermind

Mike: heheh

Olive: *opens locket* hi Ed

Ed: hi

*after epically walking back to everyone else*

Olive: alright, let's work our way up to the roof and examine all the floors

Vaggie: ok

*epically gets to second floor*

Olive: is that... Sidney screaming?

Charlie: is she ok?!

Olive: I don't know let's hurry up! *running to third floor*

Sidney: *hears them coming* oh no *"hides" behind a thin dead tree*

Olive: SIDNEY!! Are you up here?! *sees her* oh

Sidney: *stays very still*

Olive: we can see you, dear.

Sidney: oh

Sir Pen: LET US CONTINUE!!

Olive: yeah, c'mon sid!

Sidney: ...ok...

Olive: no up next all we have left is Angel, alastor and Baxter

Katie: that porn star probably seduced them into having sex with them in one of the rooms.

Ed: I doubt alastor would fall for that.

Mike: yeah

Olive: yeah, agreed

Katie: just saying.

Ashley: She has a point with Baxter, though.

Olive: true

*after inspecting all of the floors*

Rainboom: all that's left is the roof

Val: well, let's check

Olive: ok... *opens ladder to roof* ANGEL? AL? BAXTER?

Alastor, Baxter and Angel: *trying not to laugh* pfft-

Husk: did you hear that?

Olive: hear what

Husk: I'll take that as a no. *walks to crawl space and bangs on it* anyone in there

Angel: *quiet wheeze*

Husk: *opens crawl space* uh...

Al, Baxter, and Angel: *dressed as Olive*

Ed, Mike, and Ash: *wheeze*

Al: OHOHAHAHAH!!

Baxter: HEHEHE!!

Angel: hahaha!!

Olive: how did you-

Ash: we found your clothes in your office and we have 3 pairs to them!!

Angel: also, you're flat chested. I can barely breathe in this thing.

Olive: Hey- Im- I'm not- *looks down at chest* ...

Alastor: she's not THAT flat!

Olive: I- nevermind.

Baxter: it's too big-

Angel: that's what she said

Baxter: *looks at angel* (눈_눈) must you?

Olive: awww you look cute!

Baxter: (^ω^) thank you *continues to be adorable as always*

Olive: well that was a lot easier than I thought. Thank you so much harleyboles  for the request!! It was so much fun to write!!

Everyone: *waves*