Markiplier Egos x Reader Oneshots

Yancy x Reader- Tuesday Through Saturday

Just some little abbreviations- 

Y/L/N- Your Last Name

No ones POV

The prison life wasn't everything you thought. Yes, there was the scary guys who sit silent in their cells all day then create chaos during meal times and there was the guards who gave you stern looks if you sat down the wrong way but there was the things you never had thought would come with being locked up. Like making new best friends, preforming musical numbers or meeting someone you would fall for. 

Now, after the heist failed and Mark was punted through that solid brick wall you had some time on your hands. After all, if you were going to leave then you had to leave as a pair cause that's what best friends do. Right? 

Wrong. 

He had left the following month, after being put in a full body cast trying to repair the hundreds of broken bones, due to the lack of care opportunities in Happy Trails Penitentiary. So he was placed in an intensive care unit for criminals. Which meant that you were on your own, again. Well, alone until you met him. 

You met Yancy in unusual circumstances. You wanted to leave while he wanted you to stay. After a  musical number,  you joined their weird prison family and slowly began to fall for the odd young man. After all, you spend the majority of the time with him as you share a cell. Now, what you didn't know is that Yancy was also in love with you. 

//I'm skipping the getting together stage but you and Yancy are a couple now//

"So... What's the plan again, Yance?" You carefully sit down under the basketball hoop in the yard, out of breath from playing against Tiny and Bam-Bam. "Cause, I'm not too sure that you've thought this through very well." Yancy turned to you with a small smile and held up one finger. 

"What we're gonna do is youse is gonna start to block-" And you zoned out, just watching Yancy talk with a smile on his face. You had fallen hard. You were pulled out of your daze by him saying, "Because on Tuesdays we are criminals!"

"Only on Tuesdays? I thought you-"

"No, it's Tuesdays through Saturday, however Sunday and Monday are the days for God."

You giggled, "Now, Yancy I know you. And if I'm correct we're not talking about the man upstairs." He took a breath in and then let it out. 

"Youes gots me there."

"Which musical theatre actor is God in your eyes, Doll?" you asked him while standing up and stretching. Only then did you realise that Tiny and Bam-Bam had left. The newest  warden blew the whistle, signalling that time was up and it was time for the conjugal visits. You and your prison family like to annoy the newer guards, especially if Mr Murder-Slaughter is away. It just gives you guys a sense of fulfilment.   

"Jonathan Groff!" Yancy shouted before coughing and jogging into the building. Before he entered he, 'accidentally' bumped into the warden. You shook your head fondly and smiled. 

"Y/L/N! Get in here!" The warden shouted with the whistle still in his mouth. I resisted the urge to stick the finger up at him and walked as slow as possible to the door. "Today would be nice, Sunshine." You heard a quiet crash followed by a shout from Yancy. 

"Don't youes 'Sunshine' my baby!" This was followed by more crashes and curses from Yancy and the rest of the family. The warden scowled in his general direction. As you passed you spoke, "I'd watch your back, Sir. We've got big family and you just messed with the leaders lover." You looked over your shoulder to make sure no one else was around. You leaned forward and looked him dead in the eye before putting a hand in his pocket, "Remember, Tuesday through Saturday. That's when we get full control of this place." You continued to walk away while still talking, "Mr Murder-Slaughter can't save you and neither will this petty whistle." The whistle went over your shoulder as you ran towards Yancy.