(DISCONTINUED) Janus 'Deceit' Sanders X Side!Reader (I will accept you)

Chapter: Seven: Keeper Has A Dream (Well Two)

Welcome back to my book! I know it took me five ever to update but I'm here now! Warnings: Swearing, a bad dream, Keeper threatening Remus with a knife and calling him a rapist, Remus threatening to lick Deceit

I also just want to say, thank you guys for being such a loyal, kind, and understanding audience. This book has one of my funniest comments, followers, and just jokes in general. I also want to thank you guys for loving my warnings, I'm glad I made a simple thing, so funny. I deeply apologize for not updating sooner, I hope you enjoy this chapter either way!

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I woke up. I was laying on the floor. Oh right! I let Remus lay in my bed. Speaking of Remus, he's the only one not here, Remy is here and awake. Deceit is still asleep. I see a sticky note next to me.

Just letting you know I'm

making breakfast. That's

why I'm not there

-Love

Remus

Oh, okay then. "Oh gurl yo awake!" Remy shouts, probably waking up the snake over on the couch. I hum as to say 'Uh, yeah, dumbass.' "Shush." Dee says. I snicker. Then there is the loudest knock on the door. "LET ME IN!!!" Remus shouts on the other side. I walk over and open the door. He jumps on my bed. "Comfy." He says, muffled from my bed sheets. "You made it sound like there was a zombie apocalypse happening outside." I say. "I'm sorry! Will you do the honor of forgiving me, Keeper?" Remus asks, fake pathetically. "Yes?" I say dramatically. "I'm gonna pretend I never witnessed that." Deceit says. "Are you makin' fun o' us?" Remus asks, pretending to be offended. "Yes. Yes I am." Deceit says sassily. "You're just jealous." I say. "Of course he is!" Remus says. "Ummm I got to go!" Deceit announces suddenly getting up and leaving. "I'll go follow him." Remy says. Leaving me and Remus alone. This isn't unusual. Me and Remus are dating of course. "You think Deceit likes you?" Remus asks. "I don't know, but you know I'm loyal Dukey." I tell him. "I know Keeps, sometimes I'm just suspicious of him, I don't wan-"

"-na wake them though." Says a voice. I flip over and stretch. "I don't want to wake them he says." Remus says. "Well you might've, being loud and stuff, Remus." Deceit says. "What the *yawn* fuck?" I say tiredly. "Oh thank the fucking lord that was a dream holy shit. I would never date this bitch." I say not being specific to who 'this bitch' is. Remus laughs and points at Deceit. I look at him and say, "I was referring to you, Trash Rat." I say in a "You Idiot" voice. Remus mutters an 'Oh' Remy's head pops up. He says, "Wait. Gurl, are ya saying ya would date Deceit?" I calmly reply. "I never said that." There is an awkward silence before Remy speaks up. "I don't like the awkwardness, what do y'all want from Starbies?" He asks. Deceit, Remus, and I all tell him our orders. "Okay babes I'll be back!" He leaves.

"Wanna play truth or dare until he gets back?" Remus asks. "Sure." Me and Deceit say simultaneously. "Great I'll start!" Remus says with a strange giggle. "Keeper~" Forbidden Fruit says in a sing-song voice. "I don't actually... ummm I just no..... I don't like that..." I say. Snek boi chuckles. "Did you just become drunk within a couple seconds from air or something?" I ask. "I'm always drunk." He replies. Deceit laughs. I swear his laugh... is uhh normal.. yeah! "Anyways~ Truth or dare!" He asks, more likes shouts. "Uhhh. Truth?" I questioningly say. "What made you pass out yesterday?" He asks. I make a 'huh?' noise not knowing exactly what he was talking about. "Well, remember last night, we played 7 minutes in heaven you went in with Deceit and he had to carry you out because you passed out!" He says smirking evilly. "Oh... uhhhhhhhduhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm..." I say unintelligibly. I look at Deceit. His face is red. Well not his scales, I've noticed whenever he blushes his scaly side doesn't turn red. "Keeper?" The Trash Rat says. "What?" I ask. "Answer the question and stop staring at your lover boy!" He says. "Gihdih ugh! Fuck you I use a chicken, Deceit truth or dare!?" I shout. "Uhhh truth." He says. "I find that ironic." I say. He and Duke burst out laughing.