Heeeeya! So I got some inspiration from my Quotev and Wattpad followers for this! Plus, I realize, It's prolly gonna be a LONG time until the next episode because a lot of things go into it yea, I guess I'm just patient, but plus 'Voldemort' if you don't know what I mean... 91-divoC. That's backwards. I just dunno if saying is gonna get this book or chapter... idk... taken down. So anyways, let's get it. Also, just wanna say, ship whatever you want.
Warnings: Swearing, fanmade video (is that a warning?), Remus dies (of laughter), mentions of sad things, mentions of a breakdown. And one last thing! We don't abuse Remus! We speak goodly about him! Is goodly a word? Oh well I don't care! Go ahead and read!
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Janus and I walk to his room, chatting about we should do. "We could... sing...? Remus always nagged me to try and sing, then he gave up one day." Janus says. 'Probably because your is smexy. HEY DON'T THINK THAT!' "Y..yeah, Roman does that too." 'DON'T STUTTER DUMBASS!' "I mean their twins." Janus points out. I giggle/chuckle. "Yeah, I guess that makes sense." There was a bit of silence. "Oo! Remy was always nagging me to look at ships, I never have though." Janus says. Oh no. I have looked at ships. "Uh.. or we could... ummm..." I struggle to think. "It can't be that bad Keeps." He says. "I guess." I was a bit scared for one: Sin Art, two: Keepceit. You're gonna DIE! Like 'Let's go look at ships to calm you down' the fuck? No! That shit ain't gonna calm me down! We get to Janus's room. "Do you wanna look on Google or Youtube." "YOUTUBE. GOOGLE IS RISKY." He looks scared. "Have you looked at ships before?" I just fake sniffle. He chuckles. "Ooookay!" He looks up 'Sanders Sides Ships' "Theme songs?" "I guess if we do that it's easier, plus theme songs are gonna pop up either way." "Really?" He presses enter. "I guess you're right." He clicks in a video. 'Sanders Sides Ships Theme Songs' by Goddess of Music and Magic.
Poly Sanders. "Fair." Janus says. I start humming the song.
Moxiety. "Awwww... that's actually really cute." He chuckles.
Logince. "I'm starting to question why Virge said I like Ro."
Demus. Why am I jealous? "But RemRem..." I whine, my ship. He chuckles.
Remile. "Aww that's cute, but isn't he Ace (my headcannon don't at me)?" I shrug.
Royality. "That's cute! Anything with Patton or Emile is cute." Janus says. "Truth."
Analogical. "Left brain squad." I say. He laughs. "That ship makes a lot of sense though." "Yeah!"
Logicality. "HELL YES! I SHIP THIS!" Janus yells. I start laughing.
Prinxiety. "Oh! I like Roman?! Uh huh! Sure Virge." I say sarcastically. Janus laughs.
Anxceit. "Umm..." Janus says. Why am I jealous?! Nothings... wrong...
The video ends. "Let's watch another one. I wasn't in this." (This next one is gonna be made up by me. I never made a vid though soooo... IMAGINATION!) He clicks on another video.
RemRem. Oo! Troublemaker hell yea. "YES!" I shout. He jumps. "My gosh." "What? They're totally dating." He laughs. "I honestly don't doubt that." "Honestly?" "Pfft! Shut up!" He laughs. I feel my face grow hot. Why?
Logince again. Different song though, 'I Hate You, I love You' (I don't remember what the song was sorry). I start humming again. "This songs pretty sad." Janus says. "Yeah, if they were dating, this'd be accurate though."
Keepceit. My face instantly turns hot. Duality... they chose a good song... fuck yes! He fake coughs, his human side blushing. "Uh huh. W...well, Remus and Remy s..should be h..happy." His stutter is really cu- cool. It's cool at how he's stuttering at something childish. Duh. "Wh..what did I tell you?" I say talking about how we shouldn't have done this.
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(DISCONTINUED) Janus 'Deceit' Sanders X Side!Reader (I will accept you)
General FictionYou! The reader! You are Thomas's Secretive Side. You're a light side! Until... The characters do not belong to me besides Reader/Keeper. Roman, Janus, Remus, Patton, Logan, Virgil, Remy, and Dr. Picani all belong to Thomas the Dank Engine- I mean...