Complaining

Not toast Not Mayo

alrighty this one isn't going to be as adventurous as toast and mayonnaise. hes called spinach because yeah .

spinach and i have 2 things together, chorus and Spanish. well spinach had a girlfriend that i didn't get along with because she was just a bitch. well lets just call her bitchy, so bitchy was one of those people that you just want to slap and she was next to me in chorus. she always tried to one-up me and she was obsessed with Justin beiber. bitchy was hyper and rude and acted like she was God's gift to the world. like no.. just stop.

well spinach's best friend is a dickhead, guess what..that's his name now. well i got dickhead's girlfriend kicked out of chorus already (oops). so dickhead doesn't really like me that much, which im perfectly okay with because he is a sexist assbutt. well bitchy thought guys were always all over her and she thought dickhead was obsessed with her and not his girlfriend, which pissed off spinach.

spinach and bitchy broke up (which i didn't know at the time) and she was all over every dude in chorus and lets not mention how every time someone sang a solo she would shout 'you go glenn coco' and people had solos A LOT. well i saw bitchy all over another dude in chorus and i go over to spinach and I'm like 'bro isn't she your girlfriend? and shes all up on That dude?' and he gave me this look and hes like 'we broke up a while ago'      welp shit. i didn't know.

well bitchy and dickhead got closer than spinach ever were. i felt really bad an awkward between this love square. well dickhead and spinach are in my Spanish and they talk through everything which is completely annoying and spinach thinks that me and him are best friends , like hell no bro.

well spinach asked my friend , fashion forward, out. this was a shock to me and fashion forward (a fellow soprano and Spanish acquaintance). of course she said no because shes just ehhhhhh. he likes anime and i think that's the only good thing about him. oh well bro

Spanish is first thing in the morning, chorus is the last class of the day, seeing that we might know each other more than toast but i think mayo and spinach are tied.

well dickhead comes to me in chorus and  hes like 'hey *insert name here* would you go out with spinach? hes really lonely and needs someone.'

i was all like WHAT??? NOOOO LIKE HELL NO . LIKE DEAR GOD NOOO EWWWWWW. so i said 'i'll think about it'

so that happened and they didnt mention anyhting about it after that until it came the day of our first chorus concert. this concert was to raise money for a chorus and band trip to Boston in the spring so we sang things everyone would know and the concert was in the gym instead of the Performing Arts Center a.k.a. the theater/ stage/ actual seating and not folding chairs.

well after we were done practicing i walked over to one of the tables where my older sister was helping decorate with her friends. spinach comes over and says

'hey *insert name here* can i talk to you?'

me: 'yeah sure'

*we don't move and just stand there infront of the table*

spinach: 'would you be my girlfriend?"

me: *cue my face turning 50 shades of pink* spinach im so sorry *trying not to laugh* spinach i am so sorry but no. oh my god I'm sorry but no. *hugs spinach turns to sister and friends and bursts out laughing after spinach has left*

it wasn't awkward at the concert later that night but bitchy wouldn't shut up. a couple weeks after that i find out that spinach is dating a sophomore. oh? are you really that desperate for a fuck buddy? well probably not but still wtf.