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Captain Likes Girls

Eren's pov-

I'm super depressed...and it's all Hange's fault. Stupid Hange, why'd she have to go and say something like that to me?

FLASHBACK-

"So Eren, you like the captain right?" asked Hange.

I dropped the plate I was washing and it shattered on the the ground. I looked at her in shock, trying to come up with a good excuse knowing I wouldn't be able to lie about this.

"W-what!? H-How on earth did you find out? Is it that obvious!?" I stuttered. Hange let out a laugh and put her hand on my shoulder, her weird glasses glinting from the sun.

"Hate to break it to you Eren, but it'll never work out..." She told me, a wide smile on her face.

"...because, the Captain likes girls"

I frowned and slumped against the counter only for the rest of the plates to fall and shatter on the ground. Hange burst into a laughing fit at my reaction.

"You look so heart broken Eren! As if you'd been turned down by the man himself! I'll tell you what, I can help you" her eyes seemed to be glinting more than usual today.

"...help...how exactly? You said he only likes girls, the only way for me to even have a chance with him is if I were a girl..." it clicked. There's no way...

Hange seemed to read my mind.

"Oh but there is Eren, you see, your titan dna might allow for other transformations....blah blah blah..."

END OF FLASHBACK

And that leads up to the current situation...the captains gonna kill me...

"YASSSS! I can't believe it worked! It actually worked! You're a miracle Eren! Though I should be more proud of myself for pulling it off!" screamed Hange.

My form had definitely changed to that of a females. Although, I was bigger in places than I thought I'd be. Hange kept squealing at her success of making me my female self though it felt unnatural and weird to be someone I was not. I wonder what the captain will think of this...

"Oh, the dna should be completely gone in a few hours, if your body rejects it properly, and you'll turn back to normal...hopefully" I gave her a glare.

"Hopefully, and what if the captain doesn't even like this? It would have all been for nothing!" Hange waved her finger in my face whilst chuckling.

"You see, I don't go into these things without a plan" she pulled out a small, white shirt, one that was just big enough to fit me.

"This is one of Levi's shirts and you're going to wear it"

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*timeskip brought to you by I'm getting lazy and it's four o'clock in the morning*

There was no way this was going to work!

"Ahahahahahah! Eren, you look sexy" Hange reassured me when she saw my expression. She had removed most of my clothing so all I was wearing was my underwear and captains shirt, I felt very exposed.

Hange then told me to close my eyes, so I did. I felt her put something round me and tighten it.

"Wait, what're you doing?" I ask, opening my eyes to find that I couldn't see.

"I've wrapped you up in a pretty red bow Eren, the captains gonna love it!" she squealed. I huffed in embarrassment.

There's no way this was gonna work, none at all.

She dragged my feminine body out the room and it took us at least twenty minutes to get to the captains room/office since we were trying not to get caught.

She kept dragging me along, my arms and legs bound together, my eyes covered so I couldn't see a thing.

What if she wasn't taking me to the captain at all?!

"Erm, Hange, you sure you're taking me to the captains room?" I ask her, unsure.

"Of course Eren, where else would I take you?" she replied, she seemed normal enough for me to believer her but...

"Why is it taking to long to get there then? The captains room isn't that far from where we already were" I whine. Hange just laughs.

"You don't want any of your friends to see you like this do you Eren? I'm trying to find a safe path to the captains...and here we are!" she interrupted herself and stopped us. The thought of the others seeing me like this made me feel nauseous, or maybe it was because I was actually at the captains door and suddenly the reality of the situation had hit me.

Hange gave me no time to prepare myself as she pushed me in the room and I fell on something soft. Bed sheets...captains bed!

"You look excited Eren" Hange laughed, "I'm gonna go and get Levi now so stay put little present, okay?" she cooed at me like I was some sort of animal. Then it was silent as she left the room. I could feel my heart raging in my chest. This body felt weird, things weren't where they were supposed to be and most importantly, I didn't have my... thing between my legs that called me a man.

Then I heard a click of the door.
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To be continued...