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Me: um hey guys...?

gaylord: yes babe?

minisized: whats up my child(ren)

spawnofsatan: sup y/n

manithewannabegangsta: soup yo

Me: so im babysitting this kid...

gaylord: oh god

minisized: uh oh

spawnofsatan: the kid better not be dead y/l/n

Me: oh no she's definitely alive...

camiwammy: I can hear her screams from the kitchen

Me: WELL THEN COME HELP ME!

camiwammy: I CANT IM MAKING THE CHILD MAC AND CHEESE TO SHUT HER UP FOR WHAT YOU CAUSED

minisized: y/n what did u do

Me: um..

gaylord: im scared

manithewannabegangsta: same bro

spawnofsatan: just tell us

Me: i think a picture would be better

Me:

camiwammy: THATS WHY SHES SCREAMING HYSTERICALLY

gaylord: y/n, baby, love of my life, get the baby out of the toilet

Me: ok

Me: OW THAT SON OF A BITCH

manithewannabegangsta: what she do?

Me: I TRIED GETTING HER OUT AND SHE BIT ME

camiwammy: ya know what? don't move i'll be right up

minisized: *sighs*

gaylord: the sad part is, she's usually great with kids

Me: I am great with kids! But this one's a little jackass!

307-762-1908: HEY DONT TALK ABOUT MY CHILD THAT WAY

Me: Martha? Omg hi haha! How did you get here?

307-762-1908: you and Camila are fired, i'll vendmo you your money

camiwammy: god dammit

minisized: y'all just mess everything up dont you? 

Me: Hey!

camiwammy: we do not!

gaylord: mmhmm

Me: keep talking babe, I dare you

manithewannabegangsta: oof